#sam westphalen

[dontaskchaosandco]

weird internet stuff

which is most peak

Bongcheon-Dong Ghost

Cameraheads

Cyriak Harris

Dining Room or There Is Nothing

Gemini Home Entertainment

The Goblin Dance

itemLabel (Peepy, Dinkle, Sucklet, etc.)

Sad Satan

Trevor Henderson (Siren Head, Cartoon Cat, Long Horse, etc.)

Zalgo

Voting ended onJun 6, 2024

[catboy--slim]

Sam Westphalen - I Wish I Was Autistic

I wish I was autistic

'cause then I'd have an excuse for being autistic.

Instead I'm just an asshole who won't look you in the eyes.

If I was autistic then I'd have an excuse for being

a mildly autistic guy.

If I was autistic I'd have the skills that come with being autistic.

I'd memorize the dictionary or the first thousand digits of pi.

I would warn the world of earthquakes

by placing my face on the ground.

I would feel the sound.

I can't concentrate

on the mouth noises you make

because your nose is just too fuckin' shiny.

I've had difficulties

conforming to informal formalities.

What would a human do in this situation.

Have you noticed my hyperfocus.

I might be a little autistic.

I have a few traits that are characteristic

Stilted speech patterns, bad motor skills,

and an awkward aspergersy stride.

My filter is a little bit broken.

Some things shouldn't be spoken.

I'd probably say cunt in front of the queen.

I might be on the spectrum.

I constantly, hopelessly seek perfection

in everything that matters to me,

I don't give two shits about things that don't.

If I'm not autistic I'm just a paranoid narcissistic

who sings self-indulgent songs about his own brain.

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Norman Osborn moodboard

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I what this sketch out in time for Izuku and Mirio's birthdays and the 12th anniversary of Goblin Dance. Rin's birthday was yesterday so he gets to be a Goblin too.

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They share a birthday.

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*goblin intensifies*

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