#samandmaxkin

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(the sound of ice clinking in a whiskey glass) i miss my little buddy - sam, sam and max (#🐕💍🎩)

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welcome back to me screaming! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! - max (sam and max)

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this is kinda related to the sleep positions ask game but for context i put on asmr to sleep. i did it even before i embraced being fictionkin so ive known for a long time that i like to pick them so they're in "theme" with my current shift. and right now my search history is all noir office ambiance and detective interrogation rp 😭😭😭 so maybe i like to pretend its sam and/or flint paper. WHAT OF IT -max (#🔫🐰💥)

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actually having The Realization abt my canon makes this kinshift really funny. every now and again i'll dwell on it like "Oh The Horrors. The Agonies" but 90% of the time im just chilling. no stress no thoights im just bnuuy -Max (#🔫🐰💥)

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YEAH SO UM. a day or two after sending that ask i dont remember but i figured out where tdp fits in my canon... i'm the replacement Max!! and i found out by reading a bunch of fic and remembering how scared it made me!! im gonna fucking explode for real!!!

like.. for starters to have to watch sam change so much, to try so hard to keep him just for him to *go* like that, feeling like if only i was smart like him maybe we could have saved him. or at least brought him back. and THEN to *actually* get him back, only he's different, and i'm different to *him*, and everyone except me knows what just happened to the Old Me and i feel like an intruder in my own life because i LITERALLY am?? there was a chunk where i was terrified sam was gonna send me back to my original timeline because i wasn't enough like the Old Me. a few days at least. because i was mopey and tired and worrying myself sick. and of course that would never fucking happen because sam was going through basically the same shit minus the time travel, but all my anxiety warriors out there know whats up you cant logic your way out of an inferiority crisis.

idk at least that explains why tdp felt so weirdly familiar but i couldnt place any of the in-game events. They Didnt Happen To Me. awesome. -Max (#🔫🐰💥)

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Sam if you're out there I still love you a whole lot and I hope you're proud of how far I've made it! I hope you're doing okay and that you have a lot of friends and a happy life. I'll always miss you but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be unhappy. I love ya big guy, stay safe out there <3 - Love your lil buddy, Max

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hi i'm max from sam & max and you're watching disney channel! *proceeds to sob because oh my ghod im so fuckimg gay and full of love for my husband sam............*

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squicks hmm? uhhh letz C

being reduced to.. the ‘gay, chaotic, gremlin who’s only purpose to me is so i can draw him in fishnets [i do look mervelous in fishnets!!!] and attached to his partners leg #twinkpride!’ — and they do it to sam, too! they pull out the ‘fat awkward cinnamoroll but also daddy?!? woahh!! bazinga!’

i wasnt blessed with THIS posterior and THAT personality and THOSE clown paintings i inherited from my late grandmother for YOU to chop me up n blend me into that!! and SAM god hes got it worse, the awkward cinnamoroll thing is just one of them!

is that all we are!! is it?? i can only imagine the stereotypes we’d be put through as lesbians, as a sapphic in this life now and living thru them myself. but they just never end! processing us until we r just. stereotypes. blegh. at least focus a bit harder on our humor! remember the cartoon, huh?! yeah that was real funny! go watch that again until your eyes are sore! now!!!!

anyhow, besides that, not much!! ^_^ ♡ i guess that ones already a bit too much first-world-fandom-problemy for me lawlz so no complaints here. thx for listening angels!

— max, sam and max ♡ [#🎀⚔️🐇]

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