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How long will they last? - *shrugs* as long as Conrad shuts up.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Probably take like 85 years b/c Conrad
How was their first kiss? - A little scary, both of them not knowing what’s happening
Who proposed? - Conrad, duh
Who is the best man/men? - Jay defs was best man
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Lily most likely
Who did the most planning? - Conrad
Who stressed the most? - I feel like it’d be mostly equal
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - h8ers
Who is the one to instigate things? - Conrad once he’s comfortable
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Most likely not long
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Most likely
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - I imagine no more than 3
How many children will they adopt? - 0
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Conrad would do it all for her
Who is the stricter parent? - Conrad
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Sam
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Sam
Who is the more loved parent? - idek anymore
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Sam
Who cried the most at graduation? - SAM
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Sam
Who does the most cooking? - Sam
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Conrad
Who does the grocery shopping? - Sam
How often do they bake desserts? - often. Conrad gets the biggest heart eyes for homemade sweets.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat man
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Conrad, even though he probably burned the spaghetti
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Conrad
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Conrad
Who cleans the room? - Conrad
Who is really against chores? - not really either? But probably Sam
Who cleans up after the pets? - Conrad
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Sam??
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Sam
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Conrad
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Sam
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Conrad
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Often. Sam probably would be the beginner of this rather than Conrad
What are their goals for the relationship? - Be happy?
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Sam
Who plays the most pranks? - Sam most likely
