happy wincest wednesday!!! what do sam and dean do at the gay club that they went to “for a case”? 💞
INT. GAY CLUB
HOT GUY/SUSPECT [to DEAN]: hey. Are you here with that guy?
CUT TO SAM. He is standing at the bar leaning over more than he needs to. DEAN catches SAM’S eye and lifts his chin. DEAN looks annoyed. SAM smiles and holds up two beers.
DEAN: nah. He’s my brother. [awkward laugh]
HOT GUY/SUSPECT: [clearly not believing this] so he won’t mind if I do this?
HOT GUY/SUSPECT moves in close to DEAN. Camera ZOOMS to show us FANGS.
DEAN awkwardly tries to move closer to dance, but HOT GUY/SUSPECT moves in for a neck kiss. DEAN, not prepared for this, fumbles, and the music SWELLS. We prepare for a bite! However, the HOT GUY/SUSPECT does nothing but kiss DEAN’S neck, with no bite.
SAM appears, seemingly out of nowhere.
SAM: is this guy bothering you?
HOT GUY/SUSPECT: your brother. Right. [he rolls his eyes]
SAM puts his arms around DEAN possessively.
SAM: something like that.
—
EXT. BACK ALLEYWAY. We see CLUBGOERS smoking, kissing in the background.
SAM: dean, he was a vampire. I saw his fangs.
DEAN: I don’t know, Sammy. I think you just wanted to cop a feel.
SAM: ugh, whatever. I’m going after him. Are you coming?
FLASH TO machete in SAM’S waistband.
CLOSE-UP on DEAN, spluttering, before reluctantly following.
—
Then they go back in, Sam flirts, and lures the guy into a bathroom stall. Dean gets annoyed and follows him in. The guy thinks they want to threesome. Dean makes a bad ménage a trois joke, with an obscure pop culture reference. Sam gives him that flat look.
The guy sees Sam’s machete, and starts fighting. Dean and Sam kiss for a distraction, and Sam cuts the guy’s head off.
Cut to motel. They weirdly have a conversation about “things you do for a case” but don’t ever mention the kiss again.
Credits roll.













