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Samson: I'm not cut out to be a father. Never was.

@bushelofmuses: *has Myrna*

Samson: So, anyway, this is my daughter.

--// Working on muse ability listing, but... dank meme time

#ooc #telendil shitposts #enduril shitposts #samson shitposts #sigma shitposts #also... just an ESO shitpost #which i may post separately on my side blog i guess #long post #bushelofmuses #because of reasons you will see

--// Did you know one of the muses I can pick from on the reply schedule today is Raleigh Samson? Did you know he hasn't been added to the roster yet? Did you know I'm working on that right now?

Did you know he'll be drastically canon divergent and this will affect Cullen in his main verse as well because I don't want Cullen to be my advisor?

Samson will get told to take a bath then steal Josephine's scented oils, and she won't even be able to complain too hard because he picked a good combination, even though he's joking that he smells like peach cobbler in an Antivan royal garden, delicious enough to eat. ))

#ooc #about samson #samson shitposts #bushelofmuses#ofheroesandstories #these two forced my hand

Josephine: You could stand to be less... controversial.

Inquisitor: What?

Samson: Seein' as the Inquisitor's lackin' in language comprehension, let me translate.

Samson: You're an asshole and nobody likes you.

#samson shitposts

Me: Samson should be treated with the respect and severity his character deserves.

Also me: Samson lying on the ground, eating a bar of chocolate with tears running down his face. "This is a very emotional time for me..."

#ooc #samson shitposts #he's not used to things going well for him

--// I'm trying to respond for Nihlus today, but...