Kyle's grandmother moved from poland to russia after the soviet invasion hoping to escape from the country that had been destroyed by the War. She remained there and eventually had a son that would be Kyle's father.
Great input Husky! Can consider it canon on this AU ^-^
For the hogwarts au: Eric enchants some brownies or something so thst everyone who eats them ends up as fat as him or more because he's tired of being always ripped on for being fat...
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Then how about some sorrow or hurt comfort bath? Like, one of them is sad or hurt physically and the other prepares and probably takes a bath with them to confort them?
Ayyy! Perfect!Kyman Prompt #2
Kyle stared at the tub in front of him, cradling his hand to his chest as it throbbed. He could never tell when the water would become hot, and it happened so fast and often, that Kyle would always avoid taking baths. His eyes drifted over to the figure sitting on the toilet seat and he swallowed back a lump in his throat.
Cartman stared blankly at the wall in front of him, clutching onto the blanket Kyle had provided him much too tightly. His lips were blue as he shivered and gripped and stared, which was all that he could seem to do.
Cartman was in bad shape.
Kyle winced as his eyes once again found that horrible bruise under the brunet’s eye. The one he caused. The one he wouldn’t have caused if he knew better. Kyle stopped the water once the tub was half filled and stood up slowly as he chewed at the inside of his cheek.
Cartman had gone into shock, there was no denying it. He hadn’t spoken a word since Kyle picked him up from Stan’s party, and Stan was just as confused as he was. According to Kenny there weren’t any heavy drugs being passed around, but he also mentioned that Cartman rarely smoked.
Hell, Cartman never even drank that much. To hear that he stayed in the backyard by himself in the snow doing both of those things by himself for more than two hours was… bizarre. Even stranger to Kyle, was the fact that Cartman had specifically asked Stan to call him. To stay over at his house.
“Cartman.”
Kyle turned and deliberately lowered his shoulders. Christ, he looked like a frightened sculpture. Kyle had to repeat his name a couple of times before their eyes finally met. His pupils were really tiny and his skin was pale, lips still blue as ever. Kyle really wanted to raise his body temperature as fast as possible.
“C'mon, dude,” Kyle exhaled and touched Cartman’s shoulder, which instantly tensed up in a distinct flinch. Kyle released Cartman’s shoulder, his eyebrows coming down. “Don’t you wanna get warm? The water’s really warm.”
Kyle’s coaxing appeared to do the trick. Cartman stumbled to his feet, and Kyle helped him into the tub. It didn’t matter if he was still wearing clothes. Due to countless sleepovers, Kyle had so many of his friend’s extra clothes laying around in his drawers. Cartman had at least three shirts and a pair of pajama pants. Kyle carefully supported the larger boy as he sunk into the steaming water, and he smiled in relief when Cartman let out a sharp gasp. His eyes filled with light and he closed them tightly, shuddering at the temperature change.
“See asshole? I bet it’s nice to feel your fat fingers again,” Kyle teased and sat on the edge of the tub, feeling satisfied that his efforts hadn’t been in vain. However, Kyle’s calm evaporated when Cartman’s breaths became fast paced.
The other’s hands reached up and gripped his own hair roughly as he curled in on himself, shuddering and shouting the word ‘fuck’ over and over.
“Cartman!” Kyle exclaimed, mortified at the sound of desperation in Cartman’s voice. “Dude! It’s okay!”
Kyle’s hands gripped onto Cartman’s wrists firmly as he tried to lower them from his head. That just ended up pulling Kyle into the tub. The water splashed and spilled onto the bathroom floor as Kyle sputtered. He quickly returned to the task of holding Cartman’s wrists, not caring about how his legs were submerged in hot dirty water or that his iPhone was in his pocket.
He just wanted to stop those anguished cries that were coming from his friend, sounds so gut-wrenching, that if Kyle closed his eyes he’d think someone was torturing him to death.
“Hey! Cartman, shhh! Dude what the fuck, you’re okay!” Kyle pleaded, abandoning the other’s wrists, and instead using his hands to cup his icy cold cheeks. “Stop!”
In an instant, Cartman went silent as though someone had pressed a pause button from within his throat. He stared wide-eyed at Kyle’s knees under the water, his lips parted to let out the short quieted pants that were escaping from him. Kyle dipped his head and their eyes met.
“…Cartman…?” Kyle asked, his heart slamming in his head.
Cartman stared into Kyle’s eyes, a desperation in them unlike anything Kyle had ever seen. He lunged forward and held Kyle to him tightly as his arms trembled with the effort.
Kyle gasped and didn’t hesitate to return the embrace.
“Dude…” Kyle whispered and began to stroke Cartman’s back in a slow and gentle way. “What happened…?”
Cartman buried his nose and mouth into Kyle’s shoulder, before muttering something Kyle had to strain to hear.
2, 3, 9, 10, 15, 16, 22 and 33 for the latest SP ask meme
2. Who is the (overall) smartest in stan’s group?
2. Most people would say Kyle, but I think the smartest one is Eric?? Kyle is book smart, but Eric is like… scary smart. In a psychological sense? In the episode this season where he and Butters were selling vapes he read everything that Kyle was going to do!! He’s good at predicting people and knowing exactly what they’ll do before they do it and that spooky. Definitely Eric.
3. If any of the kids should be immortal and die all the time alongside kenny, who should it be? (who deserves it or who could support kenny, the choice is yours)
3. OOF. I wouldn’t want anyone else to have Kenny curse tbh, mostly because its such a big part of Kenny’s character. I dont think anyone ‘deserves it’ but it would be interesting to see someone like Stan maybe? Since he’s the most empathetic. I rather not see anything like this happen in canon though, it’d take away from Kenny too much.
9. Who has the worst familly life out of all the main 4?
9. Honestly all the kids have a really rough family life. I’d say either Kenny or Stan has it the worst though.
10. if you had to match each kid in craig’s gang with the kid that was the most like them in stan’s gang, who would be the most like who?
10. Kyle - Craig and/or Token Kenny - ClydeStan - Tweek Eric doesn’t match with anyone imho. He’s too…. Eric. Lmao.
15. Name 6 ships that dont already exist (and should stay that way)
15. Any Parent or Adult/Kid ship. Lets keep that at a nonexistence stance lol..Tweek/Any girl and Craig/Any girl, don’t do this to my gay sons. uhh. Dunno!! Hard to think of these ones.
16. Match 5 characters with an animal
Eric - Grizzly bear or even a cat?? Stan - A Hound or a Wolf Kyle - FoxKenny - Rat or PossumButters - A bunny tbh lmfao, i dont even care for the ship but hes def a bun.
22. Who is the cutest kid in south park?
😤😤😤 Clyde is a cutie !! I think Nichole and Heidi are super cute too though.
33. Which SP character would be your SBF?
I think I’d probably get along well with Kenny lmao?? We have similar humor and we’re both pretty laid back.
The way you draw expressions is incredibly good. I really admire your work on that aspect. Well, in all but that one is the best from you and I really aspire to one day be able to do it at least a thenth of how good you draw expressions and faces in general. Also your designs for the dragons au were awesome ^^
Now, that made me so happy because it’s the complete opposite of one anon ask I got earlier that made me kinda sad. But holy shit that is so sweet I honestly don’t know what to say, thank you very much and I’m so glad you like my designs aaah
Do you like Junji Ito's mangas? How about Kazuo Umezu? I think both of them would resonate with your take on horror
I’ve liked what I’ve seen, but I have a terrible time reading any kind of graphic novel, especially Japanese ones. Reading from right to left really fucks me up and I can’t concentrate at all.