#samxmc

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Sam: About a week ago I accidentally slept with MC.

Sebastian: Really?

Sam: Yes.

Sebastian: You accidentally slept with MC.

Sam: Yes.

Sebastian: Accidentally.

Sam: Yes.

Sebastian: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

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Sam and MC are sitting on the beach

Sam: You know what I’m thinking about, MC? MC: What, Sam?

Sam: That when you stand up, there’s gonna be, like, a perfect imprint of your butt in the sand.

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Sam and MC are married

Sebastian: Hey, Mrs. Sam.

MC: Hey, Mr. Sam.

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Sam and MC are engaged and are hanging out with Sebastian but it’s time for them to leave.

Sam[standing up]: All right, honey, if we’re gonna make it to the movie, we should go.

Both MC and Sebastian stand up

Sam[to Sebastian]: This may be hard for you to hear, but when I say honey, I mean my fiance.

Sebastian: *whispers something in Sam’s ear*

Sam:Yeah, well, now it means them.

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*MC and Sam’s wedding*

Sam:  I never really believed I would find somebody that I love as much as you.  I love you more than anything in the world.  I love you more than Sebastian.

MC:  [genuinely touched] Oh my God.

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Jodi[to Sam about MC]: Go talk to the person you love.

Sam: That would be Seb.

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Sam and MC are dating

MC: Valentine’s day...

Sam: Oh, I don’t celebrate, I mean I’ve never had a girl/boyfriend on-

MC: *raises eyebrow*

Sam[excited]: Oli Canoli! I have a girl/boyfriend on Valentine’s day!

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MC:  Please tell me Sam loves me more than he loves you.

Sebastian:  It’s about the same.

MC:  …Eh.  I’ll take it.