TWO (2) new friends!!!! @manfool as cranky royale (left, glass of cranberry juice) and my pal wayne as sandalman (right, butterfly knife).
throughout the day, cranky accumulates juice in his glass. at night, he pours it in his neck hole. he’s self-sustaining (and immortal) but he’ll get sick if another liquid gets in his glass! :(
sandalman’s neck hole is a knife sharpener and makes a pleasant whirring noise when activated. he wears sandals all year no matter what the weather is like.















