#sanders sidecanons

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“Having Deceit for a boyfriend is like having a cat: he lives for snuggles, never comes when I call him, has glow in the dark eyes and leaves dead bodies on my doorstep.”

-Logan

[noneofthekingshad-arthurization]

School/Uni Scenario?

12:39 AM, Midterm/Semester study session.

Virgil: *Walks into kitchen and sees a pot on the stove* "What kind of tea is this?"

Logan, disheveled and tense: *Looks over, watches it fizz, then makes dead eye contact* "It's Mountain Dew."

"..Oh."

*short period of silence*

L: *Cries out in frustration*

V: "W-what?! What's wrong, Lo?" *Grabs his face* "Hey, what's wrong?!"

L, now seething: "It f**king faded out. Nothing happeNED-"

Both: *stare at pot*

*another period of silence*

V: "Should we try it?-"

L: "I'll get the beakers and some olive oil."

V: "I'll get the candy and vinegar."

L: "..Virge?"

"Hm?"

"If anything happens, I was testing the chemical compounds with complimentary items for my science fair project and you were my partner."

"Understood."

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Logince au where Logan is a blind artist. He loves the challenge of expressing his emotions despite his inability to see, but painting makes it possible for him to show things he cannot express.

Roman is an author, Logan’s roommate and best friend and is always completely astonished, just completely awestruck, because the paintings are beautiful and the colours are so vibrant, Roman almost cannot believe that Logan cannot see the beauty he creates.

So he writes stories based on Logan’s paintings and portraits, even whole books, and reads them to his best friend, allows Logan’s mind to wander and to just imagine how it would look like. Roman focuses mainly on sounds and smells and feelings and not so much on sights in his stories, which is something unique and very popular among his fans. 

Logan also has a service dog, Patton, and Roman has a crow friend that visits him from time to time and demands food before bringing him cool stuff like jewelry. That’s Virgil.

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Analogical Au where Virgil is a curious witch, that has no idea how anything works and accidentally summons Logan, an ancient god, that now can’t leave until he fulfills Virgil’s deepest wish, which is problematic, because Virgil has no idea what his deepest wish is.

Hijinks ensue of a god trying to act normal while trying to find out Virgil’s biggest wish and at the same time squinting accusingly at every lamp in the room, trying to figure out how they got parts of the sun and put it in those ceramic shells.

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Concept: Superhero! Virgil who calls himself “Virgilante”.

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Virgil: *Wears skirt* Deceit: “Don’t you find that skirt leaves a bit too much... exposed?” Virgil: “I’m sorry?”

Deceit: “Oh, no, it’s just... when you don’t pay attention, it could-”

Virgil: “Fly up like this?” Deceit: “AUUUUUUGHHHH!!!!- oh... uh... you were... just joking, aha... don’t scare me like this.... *weak laughing*”

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Logan: “Hey, you! Aren’t you-” Deceit, disguised as Patton: “Ehm, no, I’m not. You are confusing me with someone else. Goodbye!” Logan: “Hold it right there, Deceit.” Deceit: “So, you saw through my disguise, huh?” Logan: “What are you talking about? How couldn’t I recognize you? You are just so... you!”

Deceit: “Yeah, but I had to at least try to fool you! I have a reputation to uphold!" Both: *Smiling*

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Patton: “H*ck!” Roman: “...Why’d you censor the word heck?” Patton: “Because it’s a bad fucking word, Roman!”