Hey neighbours? I know it’s not a real party, but since you invited yourselves in, the least you could do is pay attention to the birthday boy.
Nice try, Danielle, but I know it’s the TV you’re really cheering for.
Danielle: Hey, have you seen the dinky little box I have to watch at my place? This giant screen is amazing!
Sandy: Hey look--free cake!
Worst birthday guests ever.











