Like any respectable, middle aged, female farmer in south Georgia, I have an amazing ability to rap pretty much any and every rap song released between 1985-2000. The more vulgar, the more likely I am to never skip a beat. Unfortunately, that time in music was also rather negative towards females and we are a rather female-centric farm. So, today, I found just the solution! Replace the word "hoe" with the word "doe" and suddenly every rap song is even better and positive towards women! "These does... They for everybody. Pass them all around, they at every party." P.S. Jen left me alone this morning to go to farmer's markets and I got a little bored, so Basil, Ani Difragoat and Baaaaretha Franklin humored me a little. I shot Jen a quick, unanswered text of "Got any good hoe clothes?" and then decided to dig through things on my own. I just can't get over the fact Ani got to have ears for this photoshoot. She loved it and I felt bad taking them off later! #femalepositive #girlpower #saneen #lamancha #nigeriandwarf #goatsofinstagram #rap #90srapper https://www.instagram.com/p/B29Ui2LABLM/?igshid=1hi5l1ct6k1gp
