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We are still holding on to the last days of summer with 4 new floral bars of goat milk soap! Pink Hibiscus, Southern Magnolia, Sweet Pea and Cactus Blossom hit all the right notes with these gorgeous new bars. Check out our newest offerings at Hairyfarmpitgirls.com #hairyfarmpitgirls #goatmilksoap #hibiscus #magnolia #sweetpea #cactusblossom #summer https://www.instagram.com/p/CEzhCIYA6VZ/?igshid=q942kioucwg1

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We made it through July and now it is time to see what August 2020 as to offer. As we are getting a hurricane this weekend, we are a little stressed and our August Special is the perfect thing for that! August is all things lavender! With Lavender Sandalwood, Lavender Chamomile and Lavender Vetiver Goat Milk Soaps,and a big bottle of Lavender Vanilla Goat Milk Lotion, this month's special is exactly what we all need! So, lavender lovers, rejoice, relax, and get your goodies! #lavender #sandalwood #chamomile #vanilla #vetiver #hairyfarmpitgirls #goatmilklotion #goatmilksoap #activatedcharcoal https://www.instagram.com/p/CDXME6TgcN1/?igshid=1j8a9cmzqko7z

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We sold out of our most popular July Special, the Firecracker Lemonade special but we have an overpour on the last few bottles of Firecracker Lemonade Goat Milk Lotion! If you want to stock up on some of the last few bottles, grab it now as it will be another 11 months until this great watermelon and lemonade stuff is back! #watermelonlemonade #firecrackerlemonade #lemonade #watermelon #goatmilklotion #hairyfarmpitgirls #smallbusiness #womanowned #lgbtbusinessowners http://hairyfarmpitgirls.com/product/firecracker-lemonade-goat-milk-lotion-2/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CDG7ZeZAqtA/?igshid=1j91864k7vqbq

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When it comes to love, it’s the little things that count. While I believe my love language to be “Words of Affirmation” as long as you are okay with those words being slightly sarcastic and often spelled with only 4 letters, Jen’s love language may be “Gifts of Varmints”. This morning, post chores, I was inside playing with the baby while Jen stayed outside and worked out. While she was pumping away on the elliptical, she observed our rooster flock being really intrigued by something. Chickens are but tiny dinosaurs and anyone who has ever kept chickens for any amount of time knows that they are most certainly not vegetarian but instead compact, beaked, murder machines. If they were to suddenly gain in size, there is no doubt that they would eat humans without a second thought. Knowing the roosters were definitely up to something more than a beetle, she stopped her work out and went to rescue whatever had their attention. And with Jen’s rescuing, she expressed her love language to me and brought this weird little thing into the same space we feed our baby to show the baby and me. While we did not let Drake teeth on the mole, I could see it in his intrigued side eye that he saw the velvety little creature to be a very delightful treat that he would love to sink his gums into. And with that, saving it from a flock of tiny dinosaurs and a drooling 3 month old, we gained our rescue mole. I wish I could say that I was confident in the mole being female, but examining tiny varmint genitalia is something my almost 40 year old eyes are just not capable of, nor am I confident in my declaration of varmint sex, so with a 50/50 chance of being right, I have coined it Beyonce Moles, and she is quite stunning as far as varmints go, don’t ya think? #beyonce #mole #varmint #farmpit #hairyfarmpitgirls #rescue #backyardchickens #chickens #rooster https://www.instagram.com/p/CC8tlq3A61p/?igshid=1p1uiagq0pq90

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We scrub. We bleach. We cuss yet we still can't figure out why the pig water smells like farts every dang day. #farmpit #hairyfarmpitgirls #MerleHoggard #fart #minipig #potbellypig https://www.instagram.com/p/CC6KbpHgCrT/?igshid=1rolnqcxp1pav

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Amber is one of the warmest and most sensual scents to be found. We have 2 small batch amber goat milk soaps that just finished curing as well as our favorite single note amber soap, the Goatie Hawn. Our small batched soaps sell out quickly so get a bar of our Chestnut Amber Birch Goat Milk Soap or our Amber Coriander Goat Milk Soap now, and pick up a bar of the Goatie Hawn while you are at it! This trio just screams for a candlelit soak in the tub. #Amber #goatmilksoap #hairyfarmpitgirls #coriander #birch #chestnut #bath http://hairyfarmpitgirls.com/product/goatie-hawn-goat-milk-soap/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CC054yggOfo/?igshid=roi14layz8nr

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We love seeing how far our swag travels. It just blows our mind that people from all over the country are representing our little South Georgia farm. So, this weekend we are going to bribe everyone into representing even more! Buy our new grocery tote and any t-shirt and we are throwing in a free, full sized bar of goat milk soap!! No codes needed, just order both the bag and any tee and we are going to throw in a free bar...for nothing! Hand washing is all the rage right now, so this is, like, a necessary purchase, right? #goatmilksoap #freestuff #hairyfarmpitgirls #reusable #grocerytote #t-shirt #handwashing https://www.instagram.com/p/CChCAL0AXWh/?igshid=t4tqvx0q5kfp

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Not farm or soap related at all. But I need the world to note that I may have married a sociopath. How else could you describe a person who cuts a melon like this? Who hurt you to cause you to do this, Jen? Some pieces are 95% rind while others have no rind. And then there is just that square sculpture in the middle. And what did she take out of the side of whole half by the knife....AND WHY IS ANY OF IT LIKE THIS??? I can tell you, for sure, when this quarantine has over and we begin to have visitors again, we most certainly are not serving them melons. #whothebleepdidimarry #cantaloupe #sociopath #quarantinelife #butcher https://www.instagram.com/p/CCeJMmKAgDf/?igshid=19e3htfi83se4

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. We get messages all the time, begging for our Firecracker Lemonade Goat Milk Lotion to come back. And after a whole year of waiting, July is here and so is this lemony, watermelony lotion! We sell out of our specials every month and have doubled up this month, knowing how popular this special is, but you still may want to hurry! With a full sized Firecracker Lemonade Goat Milk Lotion and 3 full sized goat milk soaps in Blue Raspberry, Firecracker Lemonade and Red Delicious, this special is just incredible! Oh yeah, and a Hairy Farmpit Girls bumper sticker tops off the deal! http://hairyfarmpitgirls.com/product/julyspecial/ #FirecrackerLemonade #lemonade #watermelon #hairyfarmpitgirls #4thofjuly #firecracker #goatmilklotion #goatmilksoap #redwhiteandblue #Merica https://www.instagram.com/p/CCGuf9Og1CR/?igshid=jl9wk23zk49u

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The figs are in season! We giggle and call this the tree that made Drake so it is only fitting that Drake gets to use his fig punching fist to punch some off the branches. Last year, when we decided we were going to have a baby, I had read somewhere that figs helped with fertility so it was fitting that we tried during fig season...and bam! What seemed like hundreds of figs later, we found out Drake was on the way! Don't forget to order a new purple, aqua, grey, green or red shirt! Sizes 2X-6X are available for order only this week, and other sizes are limited, so grab yours! http://hairyfarmpitgirls.com/product-category/merchandise/ #fig #hairyfarmpitgirls #babymaking https://www.instagram.com/p/CB9Fr5mAgMc/?igshid=ilmcuutwncpo

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Ok, so it took less than 24 hours of us getting our new canvas grocery bags to put Drake in one. So, in case you are curious before ordering, the bags hold an entire baby, possibly 2,a box of cereal, some corn and ice cream. The handles are reinforced so as to not drop everything. Tips: Don't pack the baby on top of the ice cream, his toes will get cold and the ice cream will melt and it will all be a mess. Don't pack the baby and eggs in the same bag. If you do, don't worry, it's fully washable but you will be out a dozen eggs. Or you could just be normal and not buy a baby during a grocery trip. Or, just don't buy babies. There are also 5 new colored t-shirts on the site! If you need sizes 2x-6x make sure to get your order in by Thursday! #BuyBagsNotBabies #reusable #bag #babyphoto #okra #hairyfarmpitgirls #babyboy #reducereuserecycle #canvas #tote #grocerybag http://hairyfarmpitgirls.com/product/hfg-grocery-tote/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CB6CK08g8HQ/?igshid=qxty5bze9g9s

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It is a little easier for us to practice social distancing than it is for most people as long as overly loved livestock doesn't count. We still have chickens biting our toes, goats snuggling a little too close and donkeys that are obsessed with putting their heads against my pregnant belly to feel the baby kick. No one is maintaining their 6 foot distance from us. We hope everyone is safe and cozy at home and making the best of this situation. As the smallest of the small businesses, we are still planning on staying open through it all. As long as the post office is running, we are in business! Our current turn around on shipping out soaps and lotions is about 24 hours or less through the week and now that our markets and festivals are closed, we will be shipping on Saturdays as well! Soap is still being poured daily, we are about to start planting our garden and we are being spoiled by an over abundance of eggs and milk. Thank you to everyone who has chosen to shop our website recently! It means so much to have all of your support, so keep those hands and booties washed with Hairy Farmpit Girls soap and we will keep making it! Love, Swan, Jen, Baby Farmpit and the crew #soap #smallbusiness #goatmilksoap #farmpit #hairyfarmpitgirls #chicken #turken https://www.instagram.com/p/B92NOvXA47-/?igshid=dc73ie13k8pb

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Our Shop Small Saturday Special is live! Supporting small businesses is one of the most important things you can do this holiday season and what is a smaller business than 2 girls and a small herd of tiny goats? Our Small Business Saturday Special is great! Take 15% off HFG tanks and tees as well as 15% off our 3 soap and a lotion bundle called "Thankful Feast". And, spend $30 and get a free gift! No coupon needed! So head over to our website and grab a deal today and shop small! http://hairyfarmpitgirls.com/product-category/soap/specials/ *Offer ends at midnight 12/30/19. $30 order for free gift is calculated before tax and shipping. #shopsmall #shopsmallsaturday #smallbusiness #smallbusinesssaturday #farmpit #hairyfarmpitgirls #goatmilksoap #deals #supportfarmers #womanowned https://www.instagram.com/p/B5fogNnAug3/?igshid=tyjzylr48p0t

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Today was a lovely day to work in the studio with the doors open. I had no idea that goats could be silent and sneaky but Ani Difragoat was thrilled to be the first goat ever in the soap house! She sniffed some stuff while I tried to gracefully bribe her back out. Even though critters are totally banned from work areas, it was kinda fun having her visit for a minute. #goatmilksoap #takeyourkidstoworkday #lamancha #farmpit #hairyfarmpitgirls #ani https://www.instagram.com/p/B5N7jz_AXco/?igshid=1f198os3no45u

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So, as it turns out, I just discovered Jen to be VERY secure in our relationship. This morning she compared my current figure to Tammy Swinette's. With the photo turned sideways, pot belly, itty bitty legs...I guess I'll let her pass on this one. Luckily, she made me breakfast right after her comment. #farmpit #hairyfarmpitgirls #TammySwinette #potbellypig #potbelly #pregnant #pregnantbelly https://www.instagram.com/p/B5LW0Fng-Lr/?igshid=cjwwxsd9zuyh

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I don't know why Jen was out counting Tammy Swinette's nipples yesterday, and I'm kind of afraid to push that inquiry too hard; however, I just broke it to her that she has a flaw of only having 11. She's defiant and demanding a recount. #hairyfarmpitgirls #farmpit #potbellypig #pigsofinstagram #nipple #recount #pig #minipig #TammySwinette https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GKpTcg4cx/?igshid=1aehlb7sw2ln1

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We are going ahead and doing an early release for our Season's Bleatings Soap Special! Head to the website and check out all of our new holiday offerings or pick up a bundle or two for the perfect gift! Our holiday bundles are made up of 5 holiday themed soaps and a HFG bumper sticker at a 15% off discount! #farmpit #hairyfarmpitgirls #goatmilksoap #Christmas #shopsmall #happyholidays #seasonsgreetings #gift #christmaspresent #womanowned #supportfarmers #handcraftedsoap #sugarplum #christmastime #christmastree https://www.instagram.com/p/B5D3yPIAMC5/?igshid=llki3jth8v6a