#sansafterdark

[sanzyfreshbrah]

[Closed Starter for @sansafterdark]

'Aiight, ok dude, you been standing out here way too long, peeps gon be thinkin you some buggin' stalker or somethin. just knock already. you been here b'fore. chillax...'

The parasite-possessed skeleton takes a breath he doesn't need, and after an excessive amount of time spent debating whether this was a good idea or not, he finally knockity-knock-knocks on the door to the home of the Edge bros.

[humerus-vertebro]

$ ((@sansafterdark))

send in a symbol and get a text

an ACCIDENTAL text

look man i don’t give a froggit’s ass how you do it, just make sure you get the shit, don’t let anyone see you, and drop it by my place before noon

….that wasn’t for you. ignore that text

[sanzyfreshbrah]

Im a different anon, and i cant help but be curious about this. Why would you smooch a ghost if you dont particularly harbour many feelings?

“It don’t mean the same thing for me, obviously, but I totally like kissin peeps!” He deftly unzips his Swag Bag (the fanny pack clipped around what would be his waist,) and retrieves a journal from its limitless depths. Written on the front are two words: ‘Kiss List’

“I been keepin track. It’s mad fun, or at least the closest it can get for me.” He flips through several pages, then takes a moment to show off two. The pages are filled from top to bottom with names upon names, most of which are crossed out or checked off; some with more checks than others, and spare few scratched out completely.

A notable few among them, in no particular order: G-Dawg (this is one that has more checks than the others) Errorbrah (crossed out with a thick red line) Edgebrah (another red line) Jammy (there’s a sticker next to it along with the checks) and Screeching Broski (checked once with a chocolate-scented marker)

[cooper-blxck]

*A colorfully wrapped Gyftmas present is left for Cooper. Inside is a tin of frosted cookies shaped like cars, some green socks with little car tires printed on them, and a soft green scarf. The tag read, "From Blue and Red.* ((Happy Gyftmas! @smolblueberrysans and @sansafterdark.))

*Cooper unwrapped the gift box, and immediately put the scarf on around his neck. He then took out the cookies and bit into one of them, humming at the taste.* Man, these are good.

*he sent texts to both Red and blue*

[text] These are amazin thanks guys! [text] I’m loving the scarf and socks, plus the cookies taste awesome.

[sanzyfreshbrah]

You kissed sansafterdark? How? He's like a sentient cactus.

Fresh starts to speak, then pauses before making a sound. The memory eludes him. He scratches his skull; thinking. The Kiss List is retrieved to double check that he did in fact cross out Edgebrah. Which he most certainly did, with a very thick red marker…

“OH! Yo that was on Kiss Yo’ Alternate Self Day! Kissed Errorbrah then too. Hence th'same marker! He was uh.. Edgebrah was dealin with some mad crazy magic stuff back then and wasn’t his usual ‘prickly cacti’ self. Turned out he was all up creatin’ life. So he was mad tired, ya dig? I chilled wit’ him for a bit til th’ Edgelord kicked me out– he was ‘bout ta go postal, so I had ta bounce any-yo-yo.”

“…Think I was all up all naked an’ stuff then too. Y'all did one o’ your magic thing-a-ma-jiggys. In hindsight that prob'ly was part o’ what upset th’ Edgy Bossman.”

[humerus-vertebro]

🌺 ((Sansafterdark))

“You’re an interesting one. I like ya, you’re a cool dude. But I hardly know anything about ya. You’re pretty secretive and hey, that’s alright I certainly ain’t one to judge about that. Ya tell a damn good joke and ya have a cute ass cat. Definitely a pal”

[humanwithnovoice-blog]

You won’t have to worry about Frisk doing anything stupid cause she actually values her soul and life. She rather try to stay on Paps or Sans good sides cause she knows they could both kill her quite easily.