#papsafterdark

[cooper-blxck]

*Boss merely stares in clear confusion at Cooper's newest canine features.* ...Are those real?

*Cooper looks up at Boss and his tail slightly curls* I’m stuck with ‘em until this fucking magic goes away. So yeah, they are.

[sanzyfreshbrah]

[Closed Starter for @sansafterdark]

'Aiight, ok dude, you been standing out here way too long, peeps gon be thinkin you some buggin' stalker or somethin. just knock already. you been here b'fore. chillax...'

The parasite-possessed skeleton takes a breath he doesn't need, and after an excessive amount of time spent debating whether this was a good idea or not, he finally knockity-knock-knocks on the door to the home of the Edge bros.

[altergaster]

((Look at this beautiful creation! Thank you this is awesome!))

@papsafterdark

[sanzyfreshbrah]

*An edgy-looking cat darts in a nearby box to hide.* ((edgelord. XP))

@papsafterdark Fresh doesn’t seem to be around at the moment, but his kittens are, and so are the many, many hostless parasites that infest his this timeline, as well as the army’s worth of possibly-sentient Furbies and the ever-playing, disembodied and distorted 90’s music… It doesn’t take long for Slinky to locate the new feline. The orange tabby peers into the box, mewling at Boss.

[sanzyfreshbrah]

Send Me A 👗 And My Muse Will Dress Yours.

(( For @papsafterdark, the Edgiest of Lords. This might be the first one without Heelies, but brah– them holographic boots be hella rad. ))

[sanzyfreshbrah]

You kissed sansafterdark? How? He's like a sentient cactus.

Fresh starts to speak, then pauses before making a sound. The memory eludes him. He scratches his skull; thinking. The Kiss List is retrieved to double check that he did in fact cross out Edgebrah. Which he most certainly did, with a very thick red marker…

“OH! Yo that was on Kiss Yo’ Alternate Self Day! Kissed Errorbrah then too. Hence th'same marker! He was uh.. Edgebrah was dealin with some mad crazy magic stuff back then and wasn’t his usual ‘prickly cacti’ self. Turned out he was all up creatin’ life. So he was mad tired, ya dig? I chilled wit’ him for a bit til th’ Edgelord kicked me out– he was ‘bout ta go postal, so I had ta bounce any-yo-yo.”

“…Think I was all up all naked an’ stuff then too. Y'all did one o’ your magic thing-a-ma-jiggys. In hindsight that prob'ly was part o’ what upset th’ Edgy Bossman.”