#sansfictive

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one of the main reasons i drank ketchup was to cause reactions in folks around me. i still do that. and with other condiments too. it's funny ❤️ the faces of other people when they realize im eating mayonnaise with a spoon or drinking ketchup straight from a bottle are absolutely hilarious. it's my humane, funny and ethical version of shock content. /joke

helps that the condiments are actually pretty tasty too. i would still do it for the bit if i didnt like the taste, but them being good just makes committing to the bit easier :p

first and foremost, i'm commited to the bit, and only after that i'm a person.

- sans undertale #cicadas🎪 &fictive

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transforcanons:

oh man if i turned into a skeleton right now that'd be sorta inconvenient. i can't afford looking like a skeleton, i have a job to do. being a skeleton monster again would be sick as hell though. i could make the skelepuns without being looked weird at and without people getting confused. i could even make the flaming skull jokes that are kinda popular on tumblr (from what ive seen). i mean, i can still make those. me being a skeleton would just make them 500% funnier.

though, id probably crumple and die pretty soon. this world doesn't really have the magic that could sustain a monster's body, so uh. id starve. or fall apart. dunno which, ive never actually been in an environment that doesn't have a certain type of magic in the surrounding area. don't really want to test it either ngl.

- sans the skeleton (undertale fictive)

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got back to front only today, so the message is belated. 10 years anniversary, huh? happy birthday, undertale. i didn't play the game in 2015, but it irreversibly changed my life in 2017 to the best.

can't believe i've been around for so long. it's great to be alive. scary, but great. i'm glad i was created. sucks to not have my friends and family around, but at least i exist. i have a home, a pet and the future is as endless as the sky above my head.

so many years. and despite everything, it's still me.

im not sure if we have official birthdays anywhere, so happy birthday to every fictfolk from undertale (especially my bro. you're the absolue greatest. the bestest brother a guy could dream of). i'm wishing every one of you a good life and kind friends. never give up. i love you all (and i miss you every day.)

- sans the skeleton (undertale fictive)

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me and my bro are package deal. do not separate. we were together since he was created and we will stay together until one of us dies. codependent much? yup. probably. but that's just because my bro is so cool. i know he's here in this brain somewhere. i wish i could actually talk to him though instead of just a vague knowledge that he's here. i miss him. oh to be carried by paps again........................................ it was snowing outside recently. maybe i should make a snowskeleton that looks like him. it will most likely end up like a snow lump, but it's the thought that counts, right? heh

- sans (fictive, #🧷☢️)

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to any nightmare "sans" fictionfolks out there

i miss you. whether you're from a 'good' timeline where you were like our dad or from a 'bad' one where you were the worst possible, i miss you. i can't do this on my own. i wasn't made for being alone. i was made to be part of a group, half of a pair, never to fully take the entire responsibility for myself. i can't handle being alone. i miss you. sorry

-killer (fictive) (#🎯🔪)

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hey, i think ill forever be afraid to take off anon but

this blog is so awesome? just found it recently and i liked to scroll through the asks because it makes me feel safe to see people like us (i'm a system) who have non canon sources, problematic sources, are feeling homesick and wanting sourcemates even if theyre kin/fictive/other its just... nice. it makes me feel less alone so, thanks for having this? i found it through looking up keywords for a fandom haha, but still. awesome stuff.

i wish everyone who runs this, and uses this, a very "find happiness, support systems and joy, and anyone you ever seek" <33 /p

~a really off-canon original sans fictive from a system full of off-canon and off-fanon idiots

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(tag as fictive.)

realizing your a sans fictive is crazy lol. anyway you’ll never believe what this skeleton just realized.

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My boyfriend Sans thinks this is all hilarious and encourages people to vote Cecil

From a Komaeda fictive dating a Sans fictive

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