Dec 26, 2025
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friends I just saw the most INCREDIBLE meme and lost it before I could save or reblog.
It goes:
(Santa at window)
“He observes you when you’re sleeping”
(Santa at window again)
“He observes you when you’re awake”
(Santa at computer)
“He analyzes the data”
(A paper titled something like “The Naughty List: A Critical Study”)
“He publishes it in a peer reviewed journal”
Please if you find it @ drop the creator I need this meme in my life
Random Christmas Sentence Starters
Christmas doesn’t always have to by holly and jolly. Sometimes it can just be random bullshit like this, or sometimes you have that one friend that either takes loving (or hating) it way too far or is a complete conspiracy theorist. Not to mention the powerful imagination of a child. Take this as far as you need to go! Feel free to change the pronouns as needed, of course!
“I MURDERED SANTA CLAUS!”
“YEET THE CHRISTMAS TWINKIE!”
“Dear Santa...look, I can explain...”
“Santa needs to be charged with breaking and entering.
“MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!”
“Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, because she is a huge bitch~”
“HOLD ON MARGRET, I’M JUST GONNA SHIT OUT SOME CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!!”
“IT’S BOUGHS, NOT BOWELS, WHY WOULD IT BE BOWELS?”
“HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS I GUESS!!”
“I SWEAR TO GOD, [NAME], I’M GOING TO DECK YOUR HALLS IF YOU KEEP USING MY RAGE AS WRITING MATERIAL.”
“Welp. Time for the anti-Santa weapons! Tis the season and all!”
“For the love of God, SANTA ISN’T THE ENEMY!!”
“Hail Santa!!”
“Bow down before the power of Santa or be crushed by his jolly boots of doom!”
“That’s not a Christmas Carol.”
“Ever notice how Santa is an anagram of Satan?”
“Satan could just be changing two letters of his name and breaking into our homes, and we just let him because he has presents for us.”
*Sticks hand in stocking and pulls out middle finger.*
“I don’t even celebrate Christmas.”
“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. The divorce that followed wasn’t pretty.”
My best one yet 🎄☃️🎁🎀