#santa?

[thedeadarts]

Is is two thirty in the morning? Yes.

Am I watching Home Alone 2 drinking a beer in a dark bath lit with Christmas candles? Also, yes. Fuck off, let me live.

[thecupsmith]

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[roughridingrednecks]

[fuckyeahkimseungmin]

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[linaselandbasil]

Children and Santa headcanons for my boys:

Lance: "Are you excited for your first day of school? Good, now go tell all your enemies that Santa isn't real. I'll take you to get Ice cream this evening, alright buddy?"

Nevra: He's from a different culture but if you want to lie to your children about who these gifts are from then go ahead. He'll play along until the last bastion of faith fades from the kids as they catch mom with the tooth fairy money delivery and they meekly go to ask him: "Father, why was mom putting the money under my pillow?" He's sitting in the big leather sofa reading newspaper because he's goofy like that. "The tooth fairy isn't real." The kids gasp. "And what about the Easter bunny?" "Rabbits don't lay chocolate eggs. Don't eat anything that comes out of a rabbit." The kids eyes fill with tears, they sniffle. "Amd Samda???" He puts the newspaper down and beckons the kids into his lap because he wants to save on time when they inevitably start to cry. "No, he's not real either." Mom comes in the room and starts crying too because the kids are growing up too fast and she can't manipulate them with these fictional characters anymore. She joins the sad pile atop the man and Nevra is pissed that he doesn't have enough hands to caress everyone he loves simultaneously.

Leiftan: We all know what to expect. He's going to tell the kids that this mf lives on the north pole with a bunch of (slaves) Christmas elves and that he flies over the entire world to give little snotbags like them a few presents each. He's going to leave cookies on the counter that he knows for sure that he's going to love eating at 3 in the morning and he'll happily watch hid kids lose their shit over an empty plate. So nauseatingly sweet.

Ezarel: He only ever mentions Santa when he sees a big white beard. If you don't tell the kids who Santa actually is they'll have a very distorted perception of him.

Mathieu: He's not doing anything extra, he just tells the kids that if they're bad Santa's going to eat them.

Valkyon: He's not that well versed in Santa stuff because he was homeschooled or something. He can dress up as sexy Santa for you though, he looks great in red! You can go ahead and make more kids like that, with your feral whore husband.

[vizrecon]