A Mirrodell Musical (to the tune of Prologue from Great Comet)
The Order is causing chaos here, and Dren is in a maze. The Order is causing a lot of fear, and Dren is in a maze.
The Order is causing chaos here, and Dren is in a maze. The Order is causing a lot of fear, and Dren is in a maze....
We’re playing Dungeons and Dragons, and shit is getting crazy.
This song is here to serve a role, and help us keep with the plot
Cuz it’s a complicated campaign story, and the party is getting quite large.
So please continue reading. We’d appreciate it, thanks a lot!
Theren is sweet. He wants to study magic and hone his art.
(He wants to study magic and hone is art.)
Theren is sweet and Dren is in a maze.
Poltak is brave. He'll charge into battle and win us the fight!
(He’ll charge into battle and win us the fight!)
Poltak is brave, Theren is sweet, and Dren is in a maze.
Igor is old-school, a monk on a mission. He's a bit of a badass- strict yet kind.
(A bit of a badass- strict yet kind.)
Igor is old-school, Poltak is brave, Theren is sweet, and Dren is in a maze.
Charlemagne's a slut. He spends his money on sex and on wine!
(Spends his money on sex and on wine.)
Charlemagne’s a slut, Igor is old-school, Poltak is brave, Theren is sweet, and Dren is in a maze.
Ashley is a drunk. A bit of an ass with a really good heart.
(A bit of an ass with a really good heart.)
Ashley is a drunk. Charlemagne’s a slut. Igor is old-school, Poltak is brave, Theren is sweet, and Dren is in a maze.
Astraea is fierce, and extremely sneaky. Charlemagne's friend, and a crazy good shot. (Charlemagne’s friend, and a crazy good shot.)
Astraea is fierce, Ashley is a drunk, Charlemagne's a slut, Igor is old-school, Poltak is brave, Theren is sweet, and Dren is in a maze.
Barrels of ale and crack cocaine, the Order can’t touch us here!
Nels-or-Elsa is a bird- she can fly high.
And Galbacha’s just for fun!
(Galbacha’s just for fun!)
Galbacha is fun, Nels is a bird, Astraea is fierce, Ashley is a drunk, Charlemagne's a slut, Igor is old-school, Poltak is brave, Theren is sweet, and Dren is in a maze.
And what about Corellon? A dear, bewildered and awkward high elf? What about Corellon? A rich, and snobby, and tragic high elf? What about Corellon....