#sarcasm ..

[dogteefs]

cigarette smoke also contains WATER!!! commonly found in..... POISON

[juviin]

Fun things:

telling ur irl friends that ur dad has cancer

[gunpla]

if you say "man bun" out loud you die irl

[dogteefs]

sex is immoral and wrong unless I'm doing it

[dogteefs]

by partner I mean ex partner, also they "don't know where my credit card is" so that's Neato, it's the one I got after they stole my old one and I had to cancel it :)

[dogteefs]

real feminists shit exclusively in the men's bathrooms

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wooooow cult jokes are sooooo funny and not weird and hurtful at all... keep making them pleaaaasee