#sarcasm is key

[themythologysystem]

Alter: This lady really likes the sound of her own voice, geez!

Me: Says the one who's always talking!

[thebutchknownaselaine]

Conversations w/Mom

Me: This is weird. I filled out all the required fields and it's not letting me submit the file.

Mom: For what?

Me: For what I was literally just talking to you about...

Mom: You were talking to me? Are you applying for something?

Lil sis: That's why she said your name, mama.

Me: Thank you, Naomi. Yes, mom, because the damn DMV is closed yet again which means I can't work my current job cause they've said my license is now invalid. Now of all times. Have you been listening to me at all?

Mom: I just assumed you were talking for arguments sake.

Me: What?! No!~ I was getting your opinion and trying to get help cause the government has screwed me over!~

Mom: People screw people over constantly. You can't imagine what I'm going through right now.

Me: Yes, I can. Cause I live here and you tell me. And thank you mother, for yet again, turning the conversation back to what's going on with you, at a time like this!~

Mom: I can never tell when you're being sarcastic or serious. What is it now?

Me: If I was being sarcastic, I'd put inflection on my voice, like this~ No, mom~ I'm being dead serious~ Everything is always about you~

Mom: 😐 Again, I can't tell.

Me: 🤨 Neither can I.

Mom: Now that was sarcasm.

Me: Was it, mom? Was? It? 😐

For the record, sarcasm is the only way I can deal with my current living situation and my mother can't pick up on it anymore. I'm not an asshole, I'm just really annoyed.

[sunkisssedstar]

I absolutely looooovvvvvveeee it when people dont have any idea how much their ignorant comment effects someone :)

[pourquoipaslavende]

hahahahhahaahahahhahhahahahahhahaha miserable mel is the best kind of mel

[dreaminginstyle19]

Larry

Expect a well thought out rant over this entire Larry bullshit. I've read half of the article, and I am raging. So, later when I get out of school I will express my feelings towards this subject that shouldn't have happened in the first place.

[embracetheepic-blog]

Today in biology...

My teacher: So when I was in university, I had a friend

Us: Yeah...?

My teacher: No that's the end of the story

Shoutout to my bio teacher for that enriching story. I am so proud of you for having a friend, Mr H.

[frostedblakess]

tbh the only thing getting you anywhere in life is sarcasm

[leopkia]

wow i love when my dad calls me a lazy bitch. my favourite part of coming home u guys