Anything and Everything

"I don't understand." - John Watson. An accurate representation of life. 19 years old and counting.

[becausebirds]

Apparently owls melt in direct sunlight.

[commanderholly-deactivated20180]

I can’t even handle this

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

[anarchotesla-deactivated2018030]

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

[facts-i-just-made-up]

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

[britishpike]

ITS TAKEN ME 14 YEARS  BUT I’VE JUST REALISED LORD FARQUAAD WAS A PLAY ON WORDS AND THAT HE IS ACTUALLY LORD FUCKWAD

WHAT THE HELL DREAMWORKS

[skygenders]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[alecstasy]

why do i relate to these clouds

[voltisubito-deactivated20140303]

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

chai tea

[lyrangalia]

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for Alex.

[thosegreenapples]

"Soviet" means "union" The Union Union

We’re good at this.

[momilommins]

the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

[noobtheloser]

"AWW SH*T, THAT WAS SICK BRO." - God, probably.

[sunflowersandgold]

#Adulthood

[iraffiruse]

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

[kit-kat-sb]

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

[shadow27]

EVERY TIME I’ve logged into tumblr this week, this has been the first post.

[queenpalms]

[cruelbby]

this has over 5000 notes. it is a literal cake floating thru the ocean. what U all doing honestly????

[artistits]

okay nickie, how many times do you honestly see a cake floating in the ocean. i bet none. i dont know what youre doing, but im just appreciating the beauty of this aesthetic.

[sunshine-and-hatred]

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

[pleatedjeans]

16 New Shower Thoughts That Are Totally Worth Contemplating

[unexplained-events]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[thatwasareallynicesentence]

This video gives me life

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

For your satisfaction.

[skinnyniggaballin-deactivated20]

how the fuck

[bullee]

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

MY ANACONDA DONT

[minxe-deactivated20160121]

[pinupkittie]

I cried reading this.