#sarcasm ts

[anthropophagiie]

I love to sit here and fix other peoples problems and raise their children and get treated like shit. It’s my favourite. 

[lxghtsearcher]

love how there's always going to be a reason for people to hate me!!!! I love how i'm going to be stabbed to death!!!!!!! I love how everyone hates me and how i'll never be redeemable for as long as I live!!!!!!! someone is going to kill be and i'm going to die and everything I know will disappear and i'll be alone forever because I just can't do anything right!!!!!!! I harte myself I hate hate h ate I just want everything to be okay I don't want to be scared a nymore someone help me

[lxghtsearcher]

today is off to a great start

[triewth]

fromthelandofthephoenix

A little too overwhelming an idea?

Now, what would make you think that?

[cuulene-blog]

"S-slowly freeze to death?" Well, one of them was certainly being optimistic. Time for Ryouta Nearly Freezes To Death, take 2, Years Later.

[monochromecard]

"That's not on my agenda! We just gotta get the ice off the handle!!" She stood there in thought, rubbing her arms to generate some heat. "Uh... Alright, Plan B! Time to try and find some dry ice!" She starts dashing around the freezer and looking in any cabinets she finds. Hopefully, she'll either realize that this isn't 999, or she'll actually find something.

[hans-capons]

"Tonight's gonna be the coldest night of the year, it's supposed to get down to 20." Oh nO NoT 20