“Your sarcasm won’t bring you anywhere in life!”
“Actually it did bring me to the Sarcasm World Cup 2011 in Peru!”
“For real?”
“No.”

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“Your sarcasm won’t bring you anywhere in life!”
“Actually it did bring me to the Sarcasm World Cup 2011 in Peru!”
“For real?”
“No.”
"I'm sorry! Did the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours?"
- me being who I am as a person - a Canadian beging totally serious
I don't follow rules. I follow dogs on social media.
X (sees through my glasses): Woah, dude, you're like absolutely, totally, extremely blind! Me: Wow, thanks you gave that information to me. I had no idea! I owe you my most special, truly meant thanks for the rest of my life. You are my hero!
I’m a bilingual person. I speak fluently sarcasm and accent-free eye-rolling.
No, no. Go ahead, you can do it this way. But then it's shit. But do it. It's fine by me.
Me? Sarcastic? Haha. Never!
And apparently it turned out that it wasn't just a phase but my character.