#sarcastically

[fluviusy]

How sweet they trying to do some unnecessary bionics ON FREAKING CHARGERS🥰and they are expensive as well, NICE JOB Apple

[ask-shellington-octonauts]

oh boy is it gonna be fun having to render all of these

[n-i-ran]

Run, be reckless while you still can. Your knees won't be able to hold your weight once you decide you have reached your limit. Once you come to that point of a stand-by, there is only remembrance and regret. Don't make room for regrets. Don't make room for unfulfilled moments, moments of yearnings and ruminations. If not running, don't stop walking by any means.

[sentanixiv]

My cat always looks so offended when I'm having an insomniatic night.

She's all: I demonstrate DAILY how to sleep upwards of 16 hours per day and you can't even manage ONE night?

So sorry, ma'am. I'll try harder, I promise.

[svvy2003]

Silver springs this, silver springs that.. I'd love to see Taylor Swift singing Dear John while looking directly at John Mayer while he's in the audience...maybe at some random awards show or smth..idk.

[dxhxe]

I started to say random shit to this guy, about how i feel and how shitty im getting (He lets me say stuff like this out of nowhere) and you know what he said????

“Suit yourself”

While brushing me off, i love friendships so much!!!

Also, WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS, 8. I’ve listened to you, helped you, gave you advice, gave you space, Literally helped you through the toughest shit and i even fell for you. I for once want to talk about how im feeling and you brush me off.

[imagine-loki]

Imagine Loki being temporarily cursed to only be able to sing operatic arias whenever he tries to speak

He gets at least some amusement out of the situation by singing 'O Mio Babbino Caro' to Odin, very very sarcastically