Mar 12, 2024
"Can I suggest going through the door next time? We already knew you'd illegally entered the country."
"The, uh, country?"
"It's not as if Russia exists on the ground anymore."
"Oh, brother, you haven't got a clue, have you."
"Oh, no, no. I have every clue. Russia does not exist on the ground."
"Okay, fine, I'll be blunt. Whose side are you on?"
"It is two in the morning... I'd like to go to bed. If you would kindly allow yourself to be arrested—"
"—You prick! You can't just invite me in and then arrest me!"
"You invited yourself in."
"You welcomed me!"
"It would have been rude not to."
"That's it, I'm gonna knock you the hell out."