#sassacus

[pato-cafe]

Sassacus sp.

ig: patocafe_m

[amaryllisblackthorn]

Stingy: (deep, meaningful sigh) Oh, Sportacus, what's wrong with the world?

Sportacus: What do you mean?

Stingy: Sportacus, do you think I'm a prince?

Sportacus: I think you're a /very/ nice guy!

Stingy: But not a prince?

Sportacus: Well...

Stingy: See? Even you betray me! (lowers head onto wheel)

Sportacus: (laughs) Stingy, I would never -

Stingy: lalalalai'm a prince and you're all going to have to deal with it

Sportacus: Okay, if you say so.

Stingy: (drives off in car)

Sportacus: Off you go, 'your highness'.