#sasslou

[heartzmalik]

hey bby i was wondering if you could let your followers know im selling a ticket for the one direction concert in Oakland, Calif for waaay lower than i bought. email me @ cattarinasinclaire@gmail if you are want or message me. Thx so much <333

ok :)

[moonscented]

hey bby i was wondering if you could let your followers know im selling a ticket for the one direction concert in Oakland, Calif for lower than i bought it. email me @ cattarinasinclaire@gmail if you are want it or message me. thx!!!

xx

[craics]

HI GUYS ,it's albertina :) i literally have not opened photoshop in a month or so, so i'm sorry this is really bad. i mean at least it has this whole 80's feel to it right? well, these are the blogs that will probably get me through a whole summer of doing nothing and that i have loved for a really long time. i mean all of you guys are actually flawless. some of you don't follow me but i mean you're too perfect to follow my extremely mediocre blog. and some of you have actually become some of my really great friends. all in all, thanks for being awesome and spamming my dashboard with perfect things.

i love you all <3

oh and not to forget my lovely blogroll

a,b,c,d: blamestyles, bradick, cantbetamed, coloringthesuns, crackstyles, dicapryo

e,f,g,h: efystonem, fagcaster, fleiurs, fallingheavens, finnharrie, gatsbye, graetgatsbys, happinessishardtofind, harrysh, harryedward, hipsteir, hoaran, horens, horouns, hstyes

i,j,k,l: imagindragins, indiedream, itshazza, irishmine, jamesniall, joshydevine, kneeyum, kstommo, lanadalreys, lelegances, leyums, lizziefaguire, literalsame

m,n,o,p: mileyraycyus, missinglou, niayns, nnarry, ollymurs

q,r,s,t: sasslou, selenamgomez, skscraper, skyferarri, sunraysalive, starksfell

u,v,w,x,y,z + numbers: unitedkingdms, veagas, zarry, zeynmalik, zeins, zerrie, zmaliks, zustin, 5secofsummer

[bitchinirl]

He Doesn't Like Your Shoes

Liam: Awh sweetie ! Those don't look perf on you at all ! You look like a little bitch walking on the streets, selling your body to little lesbians. I don't date bitches like that.

Zayn: WHAT DA HELLL IS YOU WEARIN ? GUR YOU BETTER HAVE A GUUD REASON FOR TRYING DEM ON ! HOWS ABOUT YOU GETZ A REALITY CHECK AND DEN GET SOME SHOES THAT SAYS "I'M ZAYN'S HOE."

Louis: I know you is not about to be walkin out of dis store with dem gorillas on yo feet. Bitch please if you wanna be walkin with me, den u betta walkin in some Prada ! I don't even know why im datin yo sorry ass.

Niall: Whoa der hoe ! If you want this delicous Mullingar swag, den you betta be walkin with some class. This aint no 7-Elevn up in hur. Take off the witch's shoes and show some respect bcuz im fresh

Harry: HAHAHAHA BITCH ! I KNOW YOU IS NOT WALKIN AROUND TOWN IN DEM HEELS ! YOU IS LOOKIN RATCHET AS EVER ! IF YOU WANNA BE ROLLIN WITH DA PIMP, DEN U BETTA GET SUM BETTA PUMPS. MAKE THIS MISTAKE AGAIN AND YOU'RE OUT OF MAH BLACK BOOK !

***HATERZ GONNA HATE***

[bitchinirl]

SOME OF YOU GUYS SENT SOME PREF REQUESTS AND ILL GET TO IT ASAP IVE BEEN BUSY IM SORRY !!!!!

dont hate me...

[bitchinirl]

[bitchinirl]

He send you a Text while on Tour **sass style**

Liam: Well, I'm on tour, so don't be blowing up my phone like a crazy little bitch. Bitches love Liam and you needa learn to share this delicous stuff. Ok bye, love you.

Zayn: Oh crap, I left my hair spray at home. If I get back and you used some of it, I will cut you into a million pieces. I mean... lets get real, nothing can make your hair flawless.

Louis: Listen you little piece of shit. You touch nothingggg in mah room ! I'll make your life a living hell. You'll never be as fab as me so don't wear my Gucci heels.              ~sexi bitch xXx.

Niall: Don't eat everything in the house like a fat sluts, I'm not gone forever. I left some Seventeen Magazines in there so you can work on your fashion because you were lookin ratchet at the airport. I gotta go boo.

Harry: If you see me having sex with another gurl in a magazine, it's probably true. I gotta go look flawless for my hoes now. Time to werk my magic. Psh buh bye.

**HATERZ GUNA HATE**