#sassmaster3000

[shesalright-archive]

Bring it on Monday! #selfie #sassmaster3000

[shadowfoxx742]

Alycia is so precious ❤ (3/3) (Only available to watch on computers I think)

[vaughn-halla]

We should all appreciate @markiplier‘s sass.

[thelastimmortalpancakeofwisdom]

@markiplier had me cracking up. SassMaster3000

[theword4live]

People that don’t understand that I am made up of 98% sarcasm make me sad for them

[capusaandtheweenysoldier]

Watching the first Avengers again. I keep finding new reasons for Steve being my favorite character. When Tony is talking about Loki being a diva and wanting a "monument built to the skies with his name plastered..." And Steve gives him that I'm Sorry Were You Just Talking About Someone Else?? look. Beautiful.

[chloecress1629]

today a kid in my class got a pen cap thrown at him a got blamed and the conversation went a little like this

Kid: *get pen capped*

Teacher: (kids name) stop distracting the class, any way what did the people actually paying attention think the book tried to make you imagine ?

Kid:*mutters loud enough for most of the class to hear* *moves head side to side sassy* now I'm not going to tell you what I thought of the book *sassy snap*

Teacher: (kids name) what are you doing muttering under your breath?

Random kid 1: being a rebel

Random Kid 2: *raises hands*

Teacher: yes Random Kid 2

Random Kid 2: I thought the book rebel.. rebel.. rebel..

Random Kid 3: reflected

Radom Kid 2: ya

[whenmykingdomcomes]

So today, my math teacher was reviewing and he asks this kid to pull out his homework. And the kid goes, "maybe I just memorized it". So my teacher just calmly goes, "maybe I just memorized your final grade so refrain from being a smart ass" LIKE THIS MADE MY LIFE