#sassocrates

[wintersolqiers]

happy birthday @sassocrates 

[indiegem]

junhui + your birthday

So my lovely gem @sassocrates wrote me a thing for my birthday. it’S BEEN LIKE THREE DAYS AND I’M STILL SOBBING IT’S JUST SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WRITING AND I LITERALLY DON’T DESERVE OLLIE. 

it’s just been chilling in my inbox so i asked her if i could post her submission and she said yes so now everyone who reads this can suffer along with me and drown in fluffy feels. thANKS AGAIN FRIEND I JUST ASDFHJKL; BLESS.

@sassocrates:“so here’s a Thing. I hope you like it friend! Happy birthday!

so Jun is planning stuff for your birthday

and he’s freaking out about it a LOT

like, really freaking out

and he was hanging with Josh and Minghao, and he was STILL freaking out about Getting Things Right

to the point where Minghao is like “dude are you all good”

and he’s like “yeah I just want it to be really great, you know? because she deserves it and i’m scared that i’m going to be a let down and she doesn’t like”

and Josh and Minghao share this knowing look

and Jun’s like “what. what was that about”

“oh nothing”

there’s a silence

and Jun’s like “…what’s going on”

“nothing, nothing!”

“what are you thinking”

and he glares at them until josh breaks and he’s like

“I’M SORRY we were just wondering if you were gonna say anything to her”

Jun frowns in genuine confusion like “what do you mean?”

and josh is all like “well. You know. About liking her”

“what”

“what”

everyone is quiet

And then Minghao’s like “so. Do you like her?”

and Jun’s like “pft no we’re just good friends”

and Minghao’s like “yeah right”

Jun is Offended he’s like eXCUSE ME what are you implying

“I’m just saying… like. You’re so stressed about this, you know?”

“i… just want my friend to have a good birthday?”

and Josh is like “not to be that guy but like… you’ve been really enthusiastic about this. like you’re doing all this special stuff. Like. flowers. a nice restaurant. the sort of stuff that, if I were her, i’d think it was a date.”

“it’s not a date”

another knowing look

“sTOP DOING THAT”

Josh and minghao are like “oh sorry sorry  it’s just. So obvious dude.”

and jun is having an existential crisis like !?!?!?!!?!?!?!

so he goes home afterwards and he’s sitting there trying to write your card

and he’s like??? blanking??? or not blanking

it’s just that when he writes anything down it just sounds s o o o cheesy

like he’s cringing at himself

and he’s like “why am i like this???”

“maybe… maybe they’re right? no, no, no, i’m just… there’s a lot of feelings i need to express, you know? not those types of feelings, just… totally platonic ones…”

even though he manages to convince himself it’s Just A Lot Of Platonic Feelings, he still knows there’s something off about it bc. he’s Jun. he’s always so affirming with his loved ones

but now he had to write a letter to you and he’s??? nervous??

and he’s like wHY so he decides to just write something down without thinking about it or looking at it and then he’s like iM GOING TO BED

so it’s the next day and Jun is waiting for you outside your house and he’s like. Really nervous

he’s gotten dressed up and he’s like “what if she thinks I’m ugly what if she thinks I look like a Fool”

and then he’s like “… maybe Josh and Minghao are right…” but he’s like “nO that’s insane she’s just my friend we’ve been friends for aaaages I’m being silly i worked it out last night”

but then

bUT THEN

he sees you come out of her house and you’re dressed up and he’s like

‘mY HEART"

and like he’s just standing there with the flowers and he’s floored and he’s like I cANT BREATHE

“well shit looks like I do have a crush on her”

ao he’s trying to process all of this but then you smile at him and he like. He literally Dies. He can’t take it

so he doesn’t even wish you a happy birthday he just sort of shoves the flowers forward like “hERE”

and you’re like !!!!!!!!!! bc they’re your favourite flowers and you’re like tHANK YOU SM

and he’s sweating he’s so nervous bc he’s like. Still processing the Truth and he’s like. “all my behaviour. All my feelings. They make sense now”

and you’re talking to him about something and he’s like sHIT I WASN’T LISTENING 

so he just smiles at you handsomely and you start blushing bc he has such a nice, warm smile and he’s dressed up so nicely and it’s like? but you’re like no i can’t think about him like that it’s unfair on him

truth of the matter is that you’ve had a bit of a crush on him for a while now but like. you feel bad about it bc you guys are good friends 

so you’ve just tried to push it away but how can you when he looks so damn good? 

but you’ve become really good at hiding it so you’re just like “hey! i’ve missed you!” and you go in for a hug

and he’s still screaming internally but he hugs you and he’s thinks “i have NO idea how i’m going to survive today why did i do this”

so he gives you your flowers and your gift but he keeps the letter to himself bc he’s like No i will be Exposed

the two of you head off to the restaurant, which is Jun’s big treat for you

it’s one you’ve wanted to go to for a long time and it’s a bit on the expensive sid

and it’s like this lovely restaurant and the people there all look so classy and beautiful and jun can’t help but think that you fit in there

so the two of you are seated and you’re both really excited bc !!! this is a cool experience

and waitress is like “oh is this an anniversary dinner??”

and Jun freaks and he’s like “NO NO NO it’s a birthday”

and the waitress is like “oh it’s sweet that you’re treating your partner like this on their birthday”

and Jun is like !!?!?!!??? “we’re not.. We’re”

but the waitress is GONE and jun is just. A mess inside

he’s doing a pretty good job of keeping it together externally tho

and he’s like. Asking you questions and trying to make you laugh bc he thinks your smile is a genuine blessing

and he can’t help but think about how happy he is to be a part of your life and he’s just

so enamored

like it’s actually kind of embarrassing but you haven’t noticed yet so it’s fine 

and so he’s like oKAY here’s a letter i wrote you for your birthday sorry it’s trash i just. kind of banged it out in one go

and you’re like “oh thank you!”

and you think it’s just going to be one big Meme 

but you read it and it’s just so heartfelt? and you actually start tearing up because you weren’t expecting it to be this so genuine?

so you don’t really know what to do and you just say a really quiet thank you

and jun thinks you found it weird and he wants to disappear but tHANKFULLY your food comes and you two engross yourselves in that

you only really make polite conversation over dinner and you’re both very scared and confused

so when you’re walking home, you try and make some conversation with him but he’s just. out of it

and you’re kind of concerned because you were just blown away by his letter and you hadn’t known how to respond? 

so you’re just like i gotta know if he’s okay

and you ask him what’s wrong

and he’s like fUCK IT I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS SOMEDAY ANYWAY

he turns and looks at you and he says “I think I’m in love with you”

you’re just like “what”

and he’s like “yeah”

and you’re like “I'm…”

and he’s like “yeah me too”

and the two of you fall silent bc of shock

and he’s like “I’m sorry… for being so forward… I was just thinking about our friendship and like… recently, I’ve been feeling a certain type of way and I was always like 'nah it’s nothing’ but it was definitely something like… I never used to be nervous around you but recently I’ve always been like… worried what you think of me… and being with you makes me really happy and i?? I just sort of ignored it bc it was easy but like… it’s the truth…”

and she’s silent for a few moments and jun is starting to freak out bc hE’S RUINED EVERYTHING

but then she says “you know what… it’s been the same for me”

“wait really”

“yea… like I was thinking abt you differently and I felt so bad bc I thought it was unfair on you so I just… suppressed my feelings and prayed they’d go away”

and he’s reeling bc. this is not what he thought would happen. he had braced himself for rejection 

he’s just so happy that he takes you in his arms and he presses a gentle kiss against your forehead

and it just feels so natural and so comfortable and you’re both like ????? why did it take us this long ?????

and you look up at him and you thank him sincerely for his letter and the two of you just sort of look into each others eyes and you realise you’re standing under a street lamp and it’s so cheesy but you don’t care 

he takes the plunge and he leans down and kisses you

and you’re like !!!!!!!!!!! but you kiss him back and melt into him

and he’s like why didn’t i do this sooner holy shit

and when you pull away you both just. can’t stop smiling and it’s the cutest thing ever okay

afterwards you’re just so blushy and shy and you hold hands while he walks you home

and when you get to your door he kisses you again and wishes you a happy birthday

and it’s officially the Best Birthday Ever because your gift was getting the best boyfriend in the world 

[dumbfizzkpop-blog]

🐲  Private Hansol Aesthetic Ship  ➡ Friends to lovers⬅

Requested by: @sassocrates

“Hello! Can I please request a private aesthetic ship with Seventeen? With a “friends to lovers” theme? Thank you so much!! 💜”

Your Aesthetics 

Camp nights with best friends

Hair still damp from the night before

Overprotective lovers

Ironic stares and sly smirks

Hugs more meaningful than words

Apple scented bath bombs and honey stasting kisses

Nicknames in contacts

Smooth words for captivated eyes

Only you knowing him so well

Lipstick stains on glass

Your Song: Lucky by Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat

Do you hear me, I’m talking to you Across the water across the deep blue ocean Under the open sky, oh my, baby I’m trying Boy, I hear you in my dreams I feel your whisper across the sea I keep you with me in my heart You make it easier when life gets hard Lucky I’m in love with my best friend Lucky to have been where I have been Lucky to be coming home again They don’t know how long it takes Waiting for a love like this Every time we say goodbye I wish we had one more kiss I’ll wait for you, I promise you, I will

Admin G  🌹

[honeymoonbyul]

Hi! Can I pls have a BBSS ship with SVT? I’m imaginative, creative & open-minded. I’m compassionate & easily angered by injustice. I want to help people. I enjoy learning, esp. about the humanities subjects. I like to write, read and draw. I value deep friendships & enjoy discussing abstract concepts. I love philosophy, but I tend to overthink things. I’m a massive dork. I’m a loving, dedicated & supportive friend! I constantly strive for self-improvement. Thank you sm!

I’m sorry I’m trash (and for flooding your inbox) !! Also, could my selcas be private? Thank you for your time ❤️

Hey there, cutie!

I’M THE BIGGEST TRASH, QUEEN TRASH. It’s totally okay. Thank you for requesting and flooding my inbox! Btw I would just like to say that, as an English major, I am IN LOVE with your url lol~  @sassocrates

Boyfriend: Hoshi/ Soonyoung!

“Jagi, let’s try the moves one more time. I know you can get it!”

You and Hoshi are very passionate people, just about different things. He is passionate about dancing and music, and you are passionate about the other humanities. But your love shines through when the two of you talk about what you are passionate about. The two of you try to learn from the other about the other loves of your life. You teach him about your favorite books, and he teaches, or tries to teach you how, to dance, all the while, stealing glances at your cute face.~

Best friend: S.Coups/ Seungcheol!

“Yah, yah. Don’t think about it too much. Here, just sit back and read a little bit. It always makes you feel better.”

Seungcheol is probably the best friend a girl could ask for. His gummy smile and charming personality never fail to brighten anyone’s day. No matter what you are going through, not matter what situation you are overthinking, he will always be right by your side to cheer you on and tell you everything will turn out okay.~

Sibling: Seungkwan!

“Guess what. I just here to tell you that I am definitely the cooler sibling, dork.”

Your sibling rivalry with this dork would be very strong with this one. Both of you are dorks, but you would never admit it to each other. Most of the time the two of you spend together is spent bickering or picking at each other, just small things to annoy the crap out of the other one. Even though you bicker, your bond is stronger than any other, and no amount of fighting would change that.~

Secret Admirer: Vernon/ Hansol!

“Hey, can I get your help on something? I’m writing a song, but I’m having trouble writing some lyrics. Mind giving me a hand?”

Vernon wouldn’t be very subtle about how he feels about you, even though he thinks he is. He would always ask for your help when writing because he knows that it’s what you love to do, and he, unknown to you, would take a piece that you have written and turn it into a song because you put your heart into it, and he wanted to do the same.~

I hope you like it, lovebug!

xxx

-Admin Rin-

[blackgirlmagicnkpop]

So I’ve never seen someone write down a personality so similar to mines and I really admire you for knowing yourself well enough to put it into words like this. I am wondering if you’d want to be friends ? I’m A’rrice it’s pronounced like Rs or Heiress @sassocrates

[zeonghan]

Hi! Can I pls have a written ship w BTS&SVT? I'm imaginative, creative & open-minded. I'm compassionate & easily angered by injustice. I want to help people. I'm curious w varied interests, esp. in the humanities/arts. I like to write, read & draw. I deeply value friendship & I enjoy thoughtful conversations. I'm introspective, but I overthink a lot. I can be a massive dork w a weird sense of humor. I try to be a patient & supportive friend! I constantly strive for self-improvement. Thank you!

disclaimer: because neither of us have ever done these before we will be RUSTY AF and we don’t mind if a little later on you re-request if you’re <3

written ships include: meeting, initial and second impression, interaction, aesthetic and short reason why i personally ship :’)

also hey hello we should b friends

Seventeen: WonwooMeeting: Sunday morning at a free pottery class. It was something new and something your friend was working at so you wanted to be supportive.Initial Impression: Wonwoo likes your laugh and thinks you’re much more clever than him because the things you laugh at are often comments and remarks that he doesn’t find humour in, assumes you catch onto things quickly.Second Impression: Wonwoo knows you’d rather be asleep or resting, it’s 9.30am after all, but you keep enthusiastic and work on your pottery.

Interaction: Wonwoo asks for your help with the spinning wheel even though he’s been attending pottery class for three years

night time DMCs (deep meaningful conversations); yellow early autumn leaves; velvet blue; studying philosophy; boppin’ to bops lol; sitting at opposite ends of the library to help each other study without distraction; always making sure the other has had meals/enough water; matching shoes on accident; standing shoulder to shoulder; the sound of fresh whipped cream out of the can.

Your personalities go together like butter on toast (sorry if you don’t like butter - or toast). Personally, I view Wonwoo as someone who prefers to stay in their comfort zone. Based on the personality of those he’s said he got along with best - Woozi, Hoshi, Mingyu - I can picture you and Wonwoo. You are someone who seems to have a liberal (? is this even the right word for it?? idk im sorry its 2 am …) viewpoint on things. You have a refreshing but warm personality which is perfectly what Wonwoo needs to take more risks and would be constantly inspired by each other.

AAAH IMSORRY THIS WAS SO BAD OMGHHAHAHAH but also sincerely sorry :((

BTS: Hoseok

Meeting: Watching a pool game at a restaurant - you know those kinds, with pool tables and arcades and a bar and such to entertain. You’re friends wanted to play and also see if cuties were lurking.

Initial Impression: Hoeseok in a string of thoughts: Why are they standing to the side?? Why aren’t they playing?? Why are they talking about politics?? WhEN POoL iS tHE gREaTeST GAmE hUH

Second Impression: Hoseok learns eavesdrops that you don’t know how to play pool. And that you are very considerate of your friends.

Interaction: Offers to teach you, but you politely decline. He spends the rest of the night trying to catch your attention but doesn’t until the bar closes. You tell your friends to wait for you outside as you quickly use the bathroom when you come out you see Hoseok helping the staff by delivering everyone’s plates to the kitchen without needing to, striking up smooth conversations.

white sheets in the morning sun; low-quality photos; yellow smiley faces; oversized hoodies; riding the bus or walking instead of by car; buying snacks at gas stations; drinking ice cold water when you’re parched; trying to teach each other things like dance, humanities and pool; being emotionally available.

You and Hoseok are very alike in the sense that both of you are compassionate, open-minded, creative, and value similar things in life. This would significantly reduce conflict in this relationship as both of you are willing to learn the other side of the story and are patient with each other when you guys need space. Hoseok would be even more attracted to you because of your dorkiness; he finds that it’s what really gives your the defining colours and lifts your smiles.

[honeymoonbyul]

Eey the trash is back (I’m so sorry)

Would I be able to request a private Monsta X BBSS ship this time? (I’m so sorry bc you’re gonna end up getting spammed for requests by me it’s just that. You’re ships are so good)

(Also sorry this is so long? Please forgive me)

I like to think that I’m an imaginative, open-minded person. I’m happy to discuss anything, and I think it’s interesting to hear different perspectives and opinions, and I try my best to respect everyone’s point of view. I’m pretty creative, and I can enjoy writing, drawing, and painting. I have a pretty active imagination, and I’m always coming up with ideas for stories and such (my main problem is that I’m terrible at following up on them).

I love learning, especially about the humanities subjects & the arts. I’m generally pretty contemplative, and I think a lot about abstract topics (for better or for worse, tbh). I usually end up overthinking things and getting into a slump (learning not to do that). I’m pretty compassionate and empathetic, and I get very angry about injustices. I genuinely want to help other people, and I get involved with a few causes. I deeply value friendship, and I do my best to be a loving, dedicated and supportive friend. My friends are one of the things that mean the most to me. I’m always willing to lend a hand and a shoulder if my friends need it, and they usually come to me for advice. I do my best to be patient with my loved ones, and I’m always willing to listen to them whenever they need it. I value loyalty, and I try to be trustworthy.

I can struggle with meeting people at first, since I can be awkward, but I’m not shy. I tend to be quite forthcoming with my thoughts (I’m still not sure if this is a good or a bad thing), and I’m open to talking about almost anything without being judgmental (Definitely moments I slip up, though). I struggle with jealousy sometimes, and I think that’s mainly linked with my own insecurities (I have terrible self-esteem). However, I’m constantly striving for self-improvement, and I seek ways to become a more well-rounded, educated person.

Thank you so much!

EYYYYY GANGGANG!

Hello, my fellow trash queen~ The trash gang is back togetherrrr! Thank you for requesting again! AND DON’T EVER APOLOGIZE FOR SHARING WONDERFUL BITS ABOUT YOURSELF! I love hearing about you guys~ @sassocrates

Boyfriend: Shownu/ Hyunwoo!

*watching the video you sent him while blushing uncontrollably* Man, I really do love her, don’t I?”

Shownu would love you unconditionally from the moment he met you, and there is nothing that could change that. You are a lot like Shownu. You are both loving and dedicated to the loved ones around you and you stand up for what’s right, but you are a little more vocal about it. Sometimes, his quietness gets him in trouble. He has trouble voicing his feelings sometimes, which makes you angry at times, but it’s nothing that his cute little smile can’t fix.~

Best friend: Hyungwon!

“He did what? No no. He’s an idiot. Come on, let’s go shopping. It always makes me feel better.”

Hyungwon would be the sassiest of sassy best friends. Honestly, he is the best friend that every girl needs and deserves. As your best friend, he would always be on your side of the argument, whether it be with your boyfriend or your brother. Hyungwon wouldn’t deal with any of their bull. Your friendship would be full of inside jokes, shady looks, and having full on conversations without even saying a word.~

Sibling: Jooheon!

“Ahhhhh, could you not do that in front of me... it’s really gross.”

Jooheon would be a typical brat brother. He’s a dork. He’s a cutie, and he’s everything in between. He would super excited to introduce you to all of the other members. I mean, he would be talking about them ever since he met them as a trainee. So, he is the one that is responsible for introducing you to Shownu, and he was happy for you, really. He just has his own way of reacting to the affection that the two of you display (i.e the gif).~

Secret admirer: Minhyuk!

“Yah. Don’t worry. You’re just having an off day. You’re beautiful. Don’t let your insecurities get to you. I’m here if you need me.”

Minhyuk would be the type of guy that would constantly uplift the girl he has a crush on. Because there are days were you don’t feel so great, you would spend most of that day just kind of sulking around. Sometimes, Shownu wouldn’t be there to take care of you, so Minhyuk would step up. Minhyuk would love everything about you. Everything that you saw as an imperfection, he saw as the opposite. He would love every part of you, but he could never come between you and his fearless leader.~

I hope you like it, babe~ Thanks for requesting again!

xxx

-Admin Rin-

[honeymoonbyul]

sassocrates replied to your photo “Hi! Can I pls have a BBSS ship with SVT? I’m imaginative, creative &...”

Thank you so much!! I really like this! Also I'm glad you like my url! I usually have to explain it to people

You are so welcome, my love! Sorry for this late reply~ Also, he was a sass master indeed!

xxx

-Admin Rin-