#sasstarion

[darlingzelda]

obsessed with Astarion’s pet names for Tav

“You sweet, generous thing"

“My little treat"

“Darling pet"

“Your delicious self"

[pekmez-art]

I had to draw a redemption Astarion for the disgusting creation I made yesterday. Why do I draw worse when I use refs idk

WIP but appreciate with me the batstarion

[pixelpaladin24]

|| I've made two stickers and I totally will have them printed on sleeveless shirts. 😂

[darlingzelda]

for once life is normal and then Astarion decides to put you back in the chokehold he has on you.

[darlingzelda]

why does astarion pick the worst times to be sassy

*Tav trying to win a losing battle, at 2 health*

Astarion: FUCKING HEAL ME ALREADY. I LOST 1 HEALTH.

is there a button I can press to run at him and like... throttle him?

[keepittoyourshelf]

So I cannot empathize with Astarion on the level of being a fellow survivor, but I can and do appreciate how he’s able to stand up for himself after centuries of oppression.

Channeling my inner Sasstarion today and wishing grown women would just admit when they’re wrong and not act so shocked when someone has the temerity to actually call them out on their bullshit.