i demand to dig my own grave by M0stlyVoid | M | 20,840
Draco finds himself in hot water with the Aurors, and in a burst of panicked inspiration manages to wiggle out of it by claiming to be a Seer. There's just one little problem– Senior Auror Harry Potter, the Prat Who Lived, who's known him for a decade, knows full well Draco doesn't have a single psychic bone in his body and seems determined to pull him up for it. Now, the Department is demanding he help them solve cases, Potter's looming over his shoulder at every turn, and worst of all, he hasn't had a shag in weeks because of all this bother. What's a pseudo-Seer to do?
My Thoughts:
This was undeniably fun, and it is such a Draco-thing to do. His characterisation was spot on, and so was Harry’s. Harry does not want to have a bar of Draco’s bullshit... Until he does.
