#sassy comebacks

[givemeaslowdeath-wait]

Tumblr, I swear...

I love how tumblr is just so sassy. Like when you search something up and there’s nothing so it says stuff like “welcome to the void. There is nothing here” or “that search was weird and we didn’t really ‘get’ it” or “that search was amazing but the world’s just not ready for it” or “your search returned nothing, nothing, nothing.” And sometimes when things go wrong it’s just like “something went screwy”. Tumblr is either supportive, emo, that weird friend or salty af!

[flitsandfloats]

I swear Jo is the sassiest woman on twitter...

[nemo-vita-circus]

who do u think u are? 

my shoelaces are taller than you

[hockey-anonymous]

So my brother commented on my profile picture and wrote "and your suffering from selfie complex".... I'm pissed off and I have so much I want to say but I feel like I need a really good one liner to shut him up.

[nobutt]

When you give a sassy comeback without stuttering 

[shesingsherlittlesongs]

Sassy comebacks are what I live for

(someone attach more gifs to this)

[pentatoe]

One time this guy called me ugly and I said “thanks tornado” and then he was all like “why’d u call me a tornado???” then I said “Cause ur a natural disaster.” and that ladies and gentlemen is how my cousin and I became very close friends.

[lackadaisyycal]