Flits and Floats

I love tea, period dramas, classical music & the archers and I'm basically an old person inside a 20 year old's body. Also obsessed with Harry Potter, Holby City, Downton Abbey, Carrie Hope Fletcher, Fred & Ginger, OUAT, Strictly Come Dancing, many many books and a splash of other nerdy things on the side...

[shelly-johnson]

Glee (2013) // The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

[adamsvanrhijn]

Okay charles and mary really were evenly matched though. What the hell happened there

[mothchamp]

the next movie in the gnomeo franchise: good gnomens

[polyglotplatypus]

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

[polyglotplatypus]

ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds. 

(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Yes this!

Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)

And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).

Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).

Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.

Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.

You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.

Not even a little bit.

[angeredthoughts]

@tamberland

[zetarays]

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

[cliveguy]

anyway jk rowling is just openly a terf now, so ig that's how we're ending the decade! (maya is a woman who was "fired for being a terf" lol... as in fired for hate speech towards a trans woman 😶)

[brainbubblegum]

[anonymoustypewriter]

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

[radioactivepeasant]

this makes me laugh every year

[oopsabird]

I only just noticed “Hey Mary. Hey Joseph. Hey-sus.” and it is KILLING me glsjhddkskgdk

[pride-and-prejudice-in-space]

There are exactly 2 valid romances in all of film:

1. The little cowboy and the Roman guy from Night at the Museum

2. Queen Clarisse and Joe from The Princess Diaries

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

if I purchased an opera house and found out there was something known as the “phantom” demanding a monthly salary to simply leave us all alone, and the former opera manager had apparently gone ahead and paid him for decades, I’d simply continue paying him and keep my fucking head down. RIP to Andre and Firmin but I’m different

[tricksythieves]

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

[chewbacca]

The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

[ingravinoveritas]

Michael Sheen killing us all on RHLSTP #229.

[drawlight]

Michael F-for-Feral Sheen, everyone.

[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

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[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[maestrokitty-deactivated2019082]

Neal is a hecking gift.

[numeneragoth]

this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc

[heavydirtysoul-24]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

[hunger-for-both]

If you don’t reblog this you are DEAD to me.

[randomperegrination]

This is Greta Thunberg. She is an activist for comprehensive climate change policies and action. She is a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She’s 16. She’s remarkable.

[hashtagloveloses]

also she’s autistic and ADULTS have used that against her

[ladyantiheroine]

Respect this young woman or die by my sword.

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

yoda isn't even a star wars character to me any more he's just his own man

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

*sees yoda in a star wars film* yo shit they cast that guy who sang seagulls

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

apparently it takes me about 12 hours to remember the best bits of both shows.  

[babyanimalgifs]

[higherstatesof]

Are you kidding me this is the best video I’ve ever seen

[smoothcollegedudemsu]

I’m not crying you’re crying

[notkatniss]

How's the list of paddington 3 villains looking

Potential paddington 3 villain list:

1. Richard Ayoade reprises his role as asshole who helped put paddington in prison and comes back to be Big Bad

2. Sam Neill - mister Jurassic park owns a vineyard and has a villain energy in a New Zealand vineyard owning old hot guy kinda way

3. Richard E Grant - too nice in a suspicious way. Paddington would trust him and he would use it against him…….

4. Olivia Colman - definitely has a “would steal paddingtons marmalade on marmalade day just to laugh at him” energy

5. Phoebe Waller-Bridge - I know nearly nothing about her but I saw her and I’m like why is this woman giving me a vibe that she would bully a small beloved peruvian bear but in a sexy way. Very into it

6. God tier on this list: Maggie Smith and Toby Stephens mother-son co-villain. This idea is so powerful I can’t think about it for too long without blacking out

An ongoing list very open to suggestions

[notkatniss]

Y’all I just had an idea