#sassy lily

[eternalnightsworld]

Sirius: James what if your baby is a centaur?

James: what?

Sirius: I’m just saying what happens when an animagus has a kid?

James: well i’m a stag anyway

Sirius: you know what I mean!

James: shut up Sirius

*much later*

James: Lily are you awake?

Lily: what? 

James: you’d be able to tell if the baby was half stag right?

Lily: I can tell he’s half an idiot.

[drarry-pottah-blog]

James: Haha, so do you want to get a coffee sometime or maybe-

Lily: Look, I've tried to let you down gently. I've told you that I find you an annoying prat on multiple occasions, but obviously it's not getting through to you. So no, no coffee. Never.

[blitheringmcgonagall]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James Potter/Lily Evans Potter Characters: James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald, Alice Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick, Rolanda Hooch, Rabastan Lestrange, Evan Rosier, Crabbe Sr. (Harry Potter), Mr Parkinson (Harry Potter), Benjy Fenwick, Mrs Finnigan (Harry Potter), Gryffindor Quidditch Team, Slytherin Quidditch Team Additional Tags: Quidditch, Games, Teasing, Fun, jily, Gryffindor vs. Slytherin Rivalry, Slytherin, Gryffindor, Commentary, Humor, Romance, Flirting, Fluff and Humor, Funny, Sports Summary:

IT'S THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON! The biggest event! James Potter's last important moment as Captain of his final year in Hogwarts! The only set back is - For some reason McGonagall put Lily Evans up as the commentator??

And que hilarity please.

ADORABLE and SASSY and PERFECT JILY 😍😍😍😍😍😍!!! 

[tedwardlvpin-blog]

[ text ] Don’t keep them waiting. ( albus)

[ text ] Don’t tell me what to do.

[deankilledslendy1967]

cascanthandletheswag never forget

[kuronekolily]

[/twerks]

"Shouldn’t you do that in Rogues askbox?"

Outofpartnership: You don't believe how much I laughed at this.

[herondaleness]

[kkanyes]

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