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Hermione: When you are with your friend group, the urge to do stupid things increases. This is why the Mum Friend exists. I can confirm this because I am the Mum Friend.

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“I’m a Slytherin because I’m ambitchous”

- Pansy in the Slytherin common room

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James: Yo, Moony! I have an idea.

Remus, not really listening, while turning the page to his book: Yes, Prongs what is it?

James,excited: I'M GOING TO TAPE KNIFES TO THE ROOMBA AND RELEASE IT INTO THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM!

Remus,Looks up in concerned as he sees James chasing after the roomba:

James, NO!

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Draco: *trying to wake him* Happy Birthday, Harry!

Harry: Let me sleep, some more please.

Draco: But I got you a gift. You will love it.

Harry: *opens his tired eyes* hm, and what is it-

Draco: *kisses him*

Draco: that's my gift.

Harry:...You do this every year, but somehow it gets cuter every time.

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Hermione: *comes back home*

Ron: *stands on a chair*

Hermione: What are you doing?

Ron: I live here. I can stand wherever I want.

Hermione:

Hermione: *sighs* Where is the spider?

Ron: It's under the couch. Please get it for me.

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Draco: I like my men how I like my apples, skinless

Harry: Draco wtf-

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Mrs Granger: Since we have nothing planned today, we could go to the booksto-

Hermione: * Already sprinting out the door* B O O K S T O R E !!!!

Ron:

Ron:...she needs to sort out her priorities

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“*finger guns magic gay sparkles to spread gay into the world*”

-Draco in a awkward moment at some point

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Lucius: *Being rude*

Draco: The Hetero is Upsetero

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Harry: I'm cold

Draco: Just like my heart

Harry: Now is not the time to debate

which one of us is more dead inside.

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Narcissa: It's dark... I'm scared

Lucius: Don't worry babe I got this

Lucius,stomps his foot on the ground

Lucius' sketchers light up:

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Sirius: *holding an eight ball and a pool cue*

Remus: *in swim wear* Padfoot why do you have a pool cue and an eight ball?

Sirius: I thought you said it was a pool party.

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Pansy: *Yawns*

Hermione: Yeah, being pretty must be

Tiring

Pansy: *tilts her head* then you must be exhausted

Hermione: *blushes furiously*

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Harry: if I get killed-

Draco: Move on with my life, I know

Harry: I was going to say 'avenge me', but sure

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"I'm not chaotic evil nor chaotic good I'm a chaotic disaster."

-Draco at some point

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Lucius: You're in timeout get on top of the fridge, get up!

Draco: This house is a fucking nightmare!

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Draco, throwing his head into

Harry's lap looking up: Harry, tell me I'm pretty.

Harry lovingly stroking his hair:

You're pretty fucking annoying,

That's what you are.