#sassy severus

[severussnapemylove]

(Sometime at Hogwarts in the 1970s)

Severus; "FIGHT ME, YOU BITCH ASS BASTARD!"

Lucius; "At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone."

Severus; "Oh, I'm sorry, I should ask: dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?"

Lucius; "Somehow that's worse."