Mar 23, 2021
Thomas: Who's the sexiest person here~?
Newt: I don't know, who are they~?
Thomas, flustered: I-
Minho, from across the room: I'm right here Thomas, thanks!
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Thomas: Who's the sexiest person here~?
Newt: I don't know, who are they~?
Thomas, flustered: I-
Minho, from across the room: I'm right here Thomas, thanks!
Sassy minho xD
Part 1- (y/n) First day
*You come up from the box and Newt sees your a girl*
Newt: Your a girl
(y/n): Oh thanks blondie, I haven't noticed
Minho: I like this chick already
Some other glader in the crowd: Not another MInho, we can't handle even one!
Running
Minho: You have runner blood in you.
Y/N: Why would you say that?
Minho: You're always running, running away from work when possible, running away from Frypan's food, running towards Thomas and Gally to stop them from fighting, running away from your feelings for Newt and running away from confrontation of it with him.
Y/N: ... What are you trying to say?
Minho: You should become a runner!
Drunk Newt decides to confess
Newt: I'm gonna do it.
Minho: Do what?
Newt: Gonna stop bein' a bloody pansy and confess to Y/N.
Minho: Really? Great! She's sober-I mean over there!
Newt: Brilliant! I'll go now!
Minho: Good luck shank!
Newt: Yes! LOVE, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!
Thomas: Guys! Run! There's a Griever in the Glade!
Newt: SHUCK YOU AND YOUR BUGGIN GRIEVER!
Minho: OK Newt, maybe next time, gtg.
Y/n: *sigh* I can't believe he calls Thomas 'love' as well.
Always use protection.
Alby:I've been hearing some rumours about boys developing feelings for Y/N, now I just want to make it clear that Y/N is off limits for now.
Newt: What?
Gally:That's not fair!
Minho: Wait, for now? So when will she be available?
Alby: When and if the box ever sends up condoms and birth control pills.
Newt: ...
Gally:....
Minho:....
Alby: Don't give me that look! You're all shuckfaces already, I don't want Shuck faced babies running around here!
Minho: Yes, but what if we find out we're the only humans left! And we need to repopulate the world?
Alby:Oh? So you're telling me Gorillas put us here? And send us supplies every week?
Minho: I'd prefer to say aliens.
Newt: Minho stop talking.
Minho: Do you, or do you not want to get laid some day?
Thomas notices Minho having fun annoying you and Newt.
Thomas: Why are you always screwing around with them man?
Minho: Because your relationship status is already pretty screwed up.
Imagine gushing about Newt to Minho
Y/N: And then he said "thanks love" in that shucking sexy acce- Shit! Newt's coming towards us! Don't mention a word about this! act cool!
Minho: I don't need to 'act cool' she-bean, it comes naturally.
Newt: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Minho: um..
Minho: Body temperatures...
Newt:....
Y/N:......
Y/N: You know, dead people are cool.