Dec 18, 2020
If Sasuke dies in Boruto I will literally murder someone (preferably Kishimoto)
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If Sasuke dies in Boruto I will literally murder someone (preferably Kishimoto)
((Thank you, @tenzoyamato for the tag💜))
What Sasuke thinks all the time:
Oh fuck, I love Naruto...
Why does everything have to hurt?
I hate people.
Why am I wasting my time like this?
Where is Naruto?
Is he thinking of me?
Ugh, fucking Naruto...
I hate everything...
How is Naruto soooo beautiful?
How is Naruto so amazingly stupid?
Naruto...
Is there a way to stop feeling things?
I need to get stronger. Naruto is still getting stronger.
What would Itachi think about this? What would he do?
Mmmm Naruto....
I hate people.
Why can’t I just be left alone?
I swear I’m going to snap and kill someone.
That’s it, I’m fucking leaving and no one will ever find me.
Fuck Naruto... but also, fuck Naruto. Hn.
Where is Naruto?
Is he thinking of me?
((I think most of my friends have already been tagged by others, so, if you like this and wanna do it for your character blog, you totally should!))
short teaser before I go to bed
“Noted, I’ll write some slogans with this in mind.” Sasuke said. “Oh, by the way, have you heard from Temari that they are asking around if a celebrity is interested to endorse our campaign?”
“Yeah, she told me that!” Naruto exclaimed. “At least they are going to hire some celebrity to substitute the guy in Shika’s KV, and I’m so glad ‘cuz that guy was like...super fucking pale.”
Sasuke opened the aforementioned picture on his laptop and mumbled, furrowing his eyebrows. “He doesn’t look that bad.”
Naruto craned his neck closer to him, switching between looking at Sasuke and the man in the KV back and forth and widened a mischievous grin. “Yeah, you’re right…he appeared that he actually saw the sun at least once in his life…unlike you.”
“Excuse me. I assure you that I fit in the criteria just as well as he would.” He rebutted, lifting his chin.
“What?!” Naruto guffawed. “You look like you never went to the beach once!”
“I do have indeed, I just take good care of my skin. Aesthetically speaking, I could be an excellent choice to represent this campaign.”
Naruto rolled his eyes. “You’re so fucking full of yourself. Yeah yeah yeah, we all know you’re a pretty boy, what else is new.”
“That while I may be a good choice, I’m sure you, instead, is on the other side of spectrum.”
“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat⏤!!” Naruto protested. “I’m the perfect embodiment of summer, you asshole!”
“You sure? I mean, you always wear baggy clothes.” Sasuke smirked. “Maybe it’s to hide some beer belly under your t-shirt.”
The blond man abruptly stood up from his seat and yanked his t-shirt upward to show his lean, sun-kissed stomach. Sasuke managed to mask his total interest by resting his chin on his palm with a languid raise of eyebrow. “See?! Feast your eyes with my sexy self!”
“I’m supposed to be amazed by this? I mean…I think I can see some belly fat over there.”
“That’s my six pack, that’s what I have you bastard! My abdomen is 100% sturdy muscle. You can touch it if you want.”
Don’t mind if I do. “Since you insist.” Sasuke uttered in the most bored tone he could muster. Licking his lips, he raised his hand, feeling the silky warmth once he brushed over the tanned skin. He noticed how it twitched under his fingertips, giving a rush of excitement through his veins. “I’m not entirely convinced, it feels pudgy to be true.”
“Pudg⏤you’re not doing it right, you should touch here, bastard.” Naruto grabbed his wrist to let his hand have full contact on the taut stomach, sinewy muscles and all. “See?”
“Ah...yes. I guess I do. Maybe.” Sasuke kept the airy voice, even if he was sliding down to each bump of Naruto’s abs, fingers skimming through the belly button. “I guess you did prove me wrong.”
“I did, right? Told you I was right.” Naruto grinned, puffing his chest.
“Hm.” His thumb caressed languidly his belly, graphite eyes zeroed onto blue ones. Naruto’s victorious beam faltered noticing Sasuke’s heated gaze, staring back with a little bit of hesitancy.
Sakura was torn between being amused and exasperated while she observed the unfolding situation. Dear Lord, it was almost like they had forgotten she’s in the room, wasn’t it? No wait, they probably were aware of her presence, since Sasuke had the look that he’d tear Naruto’s t-shirt apart if only she wasn’t there right now. She cleared her throat.
“Alright Naruto, now that you had your fun letting Sasuke grope all over your body, can we go back to the brainstorm we were having?”
Jumping startled, Naruto dropped his t-shirt in an instant looking exactly like a deer caught in headlights. Sasuke however, glared at her for the unwanted interruption. Sakura smiled.
Sasuke’s like “Lol okay sure”
You need to get you someone who will actually join you in freaking out over fictional characters, rather than getting jealous. I'm in that kind of relationship and I feel blessed everyday.
dating is kind of like ruined for me and I dont think I’ll be able to do it again until I get out of the environment I’m currently in 😅 but yall dont need a mod kars mental health update (spoiler alert its Not Great but we’re keep on keeping on)
I’m holding out for a boy as weeby as me, or the day when they can make a fully functional Gyro Zeppeli and/or Sasuke Uchiha android for me
-Mod Kars
You tell her, baby
When the teacher gives a real hard problem for the entire class to answer and they’re all complaining but you’ve already figured it out so you just sit there like
Sasuke about to start his revolution: It’s hero time