#sasukeanon

[obitoanon-archive]

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What? Do you need a hug? Do you miss lover boy? Are you out of asks to send me what is it

[shisuiuchiha]

True crime is where it's at but some of you don't have the gonads for that.

All the true crime docuseries I watch:

Ok there's a lot and I'm too lazy to list them.

I'd rather watch true crime then the pitt 🤣😂

[mikoto-uchiha]

Happy birthday, my Son. @sasukeanon-archived You may not be "here" but you're always HERE...in my heart. 🫶🥰💓🫂

[fugaku--uchiha]

Father I'm so sorry that user felt the need to give you a hard time this morning. As your son, I will always defend you and love you. 🖤

I appreciate your support Sasuke 🖤 I knew my replies would throw off some listeners so I'm not surprised. Your support means everything to me. Come let's do brunch. I'm grilling.

[uzumaki-kushina]

Please stop harassing Shisui for not dating Naruto and for being an Uchiha. Keep your Uchiha hatred to yourself. Or I'll ask mother to stop giving you the time of day Kushina. I will also cut off any ties with Naruto.

Well if it isn't the man of the hour! The man who claims to love my Naru more than anything! I see Shisui got to you too! HMM! You know you sound just like your Father... must be those Uchiha genes in action.

[hidan-anon]

So is your baby with Sakura going to have pink hair? Or your conservative white guy right wing silver fop?

My baby is going to have albino white hair like a Targaryen Prince. And he's going to grow it out long and straight iron it every day.

It's a boy BTW WE'RE NAMING HIM DAEMON.

[twinuchiha]

“Sasuke’s gay?” Kyosuke, who knew since they were twelve:

@sasukeanon​

[orochimaruanon]

For that anon who said you were wearing your chunin exam outfit since the chunin exam

https://youtu.be/wVEnwbkNfvs?si=ouBjI7S7Ul5bMdGN

You were wearing it when you were approached by Pein and Sasori, so that was before the chunin exams. I just watched the akatsuki movie for the first time and it's so funny how you tried to steal Pein's Rinnegan :v

Ah yes, that was my OG attire even before joining Akatsuki, and amusingly enough it was me who introduced Hidan to Akatsuki. Naturally Nagato in his genius thought it would be logical for Kakuzu and I to give the boy his offer. I being a fervent scholar in researching immortality, and Kakuzu possessing a certain flair for not dying.. Yet I always found Jashin lacking and not to my advantage.

Nagato wasn't as special as he believed himself to be, *chuckles*, ultimately. The previous anon will do good to do their homework before claiming Lord Oro is a borrower of fashion sense.

Sasuke it has been ages since you visited me.. I'm touched.