#satan!danny

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Mr. Satan, would you care sharing your musical influences aside from Cab Calloway? im entranced by your voice and dance moves!

Flattery will get you everywhere, darling.

I draw my devilish tempo from the smoothly elegant Duke Ellington, my blistering, lightning-fast rhythm from Django Reinhardt, and my frantic fiddle skills from Stéphane Grappelli. As for my compositional talents, well, I do my best to emulate Igor Stravinsky. After all, the man wrote an entire orchestral concert on the topic of pagan rites and maiden-sacrifice—two of my favorite pastimes!

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mmmmm you mentioned your turn ons are degradation and i keep imagining you talking down to me like im a worthless bitch, is that shameful to admit

Not at all! I've always found shame to be a rather ridiculous concept, especially in connection with sex. I mean you mortals have been harboring wild, intensely specific fantasies since the dawn of time. Fulfillments of power dynamics and degradation in particular are incredibly common, totally normal, and nothing to feel bad about.

That being said, if I catch you feeling ashamed again I'll have no choice but to punish you, so be a good little slave and stay shameless.

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Good morning, Mr. Satan! I'm sure you're aware of Boingoverses and your involvement in them. what are your thoughts on each persons depiction of you? what is it you would like to see more of?

for my Boingoverse, you take on the role as an adoptive father (a few others see you as a dad as well)

Ah, the Boingoverse. Such a unique variety of artistic interpretations, and in so many mediums as well! Portraits, comics, writings, animations. Just knowing I’ve inspired so many of you to tap into your creativity makes me terribly proud. Well, prideful, but you get my meaning.

And as someone who never had the best relationship with his own father, I find it rather uplifting that you and others have decided to portray me as a decent dad. Of course, my version of decent varies from the typical definition, but still, I’m touched.

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..............You calling me a bad little doggy and threatening to have me muzzled was hot (a few anons back tbh)

SORRY IM SORRY

How dare you apologize for getting turned on. It’s quite literally my job to tempt you into embracing your more lustful tendencies.

That being said, roll over for Master so he can give you a nice pat on your tummy. 😈✋🐕

[ask-sixth-dimension-satan]

king of darkness, do you prefer oral or penetration

Hmm, that’s a hard one (pun very much intended). Perhaps it would help if I considered the context. For giving, I’m extremely fond of penetration. Whereas receiving, well, there’s something terribly gratifying—validating, even—about watching someone fall to their knees before me.

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Didn't u fuck queen doris

(Context: witches egg "so i laid with the devil [something somthing😭] but something called loving made me hungry inside" i think are the lryics)

But of course. Do you really think dear Doris could have usurped the throne from the previous queen of the Sixth Dimension without bargaining with me first? I would ignore her claims about asking the Lord for more because she was left "hungry", though. Poor thing was just trying to save face after I rejected her request to graduate our relationship from professional to personal…

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Do u know or fathom how many people want u . The number is alarmingly high.

I certainly don't consider it alarming. More like reassuring. I mean, I'm the inventor of lust. The original "hot guy". A total, undisputed icon. If it weren't for my snake-like skills of persuasion, sex would be a foreign concept in your dimension! So, in short, yes, I'm aware, but I'd be more alarmed if the numbers weren't as high as they are...