#satan laughs

[satan-the-avatar-of-wrath]

*steals gloves*

*shocked look*

Now everyone will see my sausage fingers!!

*Satan howls with laughter*

[satan-the-avatar-of-wrath]

-SLAMS FISTS ON THE TABLE- I AM UNDER QUARANTINE! I CANT GO TO YOU YOU GOTTA COME HERE ASSHOLE!!! I WANNA FISTFIGHT BECAUSE I WANNA LOOSE

Clearly *laughing at YOU*

[satan-the-avatar-of-wrath]

It's...haha... it's...hairball! *dies of laughter* -🦉anon, #1 comedian.

*trying not to laugh*

T-That was quite good

[satan-the-avatar-of-wrath]

Alright, so when my sister and I were younger, we went on a cruise in Alaska, because we lived there and mom won it with work, and so we were like 3 at the time and my mom was pregnant with our little sister. These whales were breaching nearby as we watched. And my twin, freaking out slightly it was either fear or pure tiny child anger from her, threw her sippy-cup at the whales screeching “GET BACK IN THE WATER” and legend says the sippy-cup is still in the ocean to this day.

Oh my oh my *laughing*

[kingsquee]

And with this commission for wire-geek I forever ascribe my name to the creation of alicowrn tits.

[jiminipark]