#save the dagger squad

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Coyote: Man, what do you eat to get abs like that!? I want to make mine pop by summer.

Hangman: *points at Rooster*

Coyote: ...

Hangman: *winks*

Rooster: *blushes furiously*

Dagger Squad: *choke on their beers*

(x)

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Hangman to Rooster: There's a Texan snack you should try.

Rooster: *quirks an eyebrow*

Dagger Squad: …

Hangman: It's me.

Hangman: *winks*

Rooster: *blushes furiously*

Dagger Squad: *sighs*

(Insp.)

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Rooster to Hangman: Roses are red, the sun gives off heat...

Hangman: *smiles shyly*

Dagger Squad: ...

Rooster to Hangman: ...If your legs are tired, use my face as a seat.

Hangman: *blushes furiously*

Dagger Squad: *choke on their beers*

(Insp.)

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Hangman: *biting his lip and batting his eyelashes* I can't afford my rent...Is there another way I could pay you?

Rooster: *smirks and starts unbuttoning his shirt* I'm sure we can find some other way for you to pay me...

Hangman: *winks at him and starts stripping off his shirt*

Dagger Squad: *stares at them open-mouthed and wide-eyed in disbelief, sitting around Monopoly*