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Cyclone: *calls Iceman* Maverick always causes trouble at Top Gun.

Iceman: He does at home too, and I don't call you.

Cyclone: *grimaces*

(x)

Cyclone: Admiral Kazansky, I know you love Maverick. I mean, we all do, he’s a very nice person and I respect him immensely.

Cyclone: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.

Hangman: I'm gonna take a shower.

Hangman: *winks* Do you care to join me?

Rooster: ...

Rooster: You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me.

[During the fight in the debrief room]

Rooster: *glares at Hangman* Can I talk to you for a second?

Hangman: Why can't we talk in here...with witnesses?

Maverick: *to Rooster* There are three sentences to get you through life. Number one: “Cover for me.” Number two: “Oh, good idea, sir!”

Rooster: *listens and nods*

Maverick: Three: “It was like that when I got here.”

Iceman: *grimaces*

Hangman: Mav isn't going to like this.

Rooster: Why do you think I'm doing it?

(x)

Coyote: Man, what do you eat to get abs like that!? I want to make mine pop by summer.

Hangman: *points at Rooster*

Coyote: ...

Hangman: *winks*

Rooster: *blushes furiously*

Dagger Squad: *choke on their beers*

(x)

[Rooster's phone rings]

Rooster: Hello? Oh, hey, Hangman. How's it going?

Rooster: Tonight?

Rooster: *playing it cool* No, I'm sorry, I can't. I've already got plans.

Rooster: *winks at Phoenix*

Phoenix: *rolls her eyes*

Rooster: Okay. Well, Sunday?

Rooster: Monday?

Rooster: What about Tuesday?

Rooster: You know what? I'm looking at the wrong month in my date book. Tonight works.

Phoenix: *rubs her temples*

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