#savlar chemdogs

[mustbealoosewire]

40k books I need written tomorrow so I can enjoy them between tomes of "Bolter Porn meets Existentialist Philosophising":

-The Cunty Adventures of Arkhan Land.

-The Equally Cunty Adventures of Patience Kys.

-Malcador before he meets Big E (narrated by Isn McKellen).

-Fresh (slave conscript)recruit in Diggaz detachment learns that being an Ork is kind of fun once you get over the fear of death.

-Slaaneshi cult-cunts find out the hard way their drugs don't work on Salvar Chemdogs[Said in brutally Aussie accent].

-Hrud/Enslaver content.

-Tau Gundams getting ground into paste and therefore needing Kroot/Taurelian Dog Soldiers to do the grunt work.

-A-team of Abhumans, the Sitcom.

-Thunder Warriors and Unification War content.

-LOST LEGION CONTENT.

-Omegon's Revenge content.

[asktheraggededges]

Polato, anyone ever accidentally called you Potato or Polar or something like that?

Nah, most people hear my name before they see it. Seeing as I don't wear a name tag or make much use of my business cards. Sometimes, if people have only heard it they spell it 'Pilato' or 'Puhlado'.

Play Dough?

Sure! Gimme a squeeze...

[inquisitor-raabia-muhktaar]

Acolyte Files

Elizabeth "Echo" Gonzalez

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Height: 62 inches

Body type: Petite

Skin color: pale in winter/olive in summer

Eye color: brown

Occupation: Savlar Chemdog, Acolyte

Personality: Fun loving, dangerous and bold.

Likes: Causing mischief, breaking glass, yelling, rioting, stealing, looting, dogs, good food, good drugs.

Dislikes: being bored, stiff people, authority figures, bad quality lho sticks, arbites, going back to Savlar.

Fears: Succumbing to heresy, and dying young.

Childhood: Born on Savlar and raised by her older siblings as her parents were imprisoned. Her father is unknown as he was a conjugal visit.

Regrets: No regrets bitcheeeeees!!!

Distinctive markings: Aquila on her right upper arm tattooed. Lho stick burn oner knuckle.