#saybyebus posts random stuff

[saybyebus]

Maybe I’m missing something here, but it seems like pronouns are arbitrarily separated by gender. What if pronoun differences were based on some other axis, like age or ethnicity or socioeconomic status? Of course, that would probably have horrible results, but I wonder about it nonetheless.

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Person: *criticizes me*

Me: You’re right. I am garbage.

Person: *criticizes my friend*

Me: HOW DARE YOU. NO-ONE INSULTS MY FRIENDS AND LIVES. YOU WILL REGRET THIS. PREPARE TO DIE.

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Website: “Please validate your account before you begin.”

Me: “Oh, okay.”

Me: (to account) “Account, you are so freaking valid, you know that? Look at you, being hip, cool, and on a roll. Keep on being yourself, because you’re awesome. Rock on, bro.”

Account: :3

Website: “Account validated. Thank you.”

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What if Flat Earthers don't really believe that the earth is flat, but insist that they do as part of an elaborate trick, and the joke is really on us for thinking that they're serious?

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Is “yeet” the plural form of “yoot?”

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*sees another person follow me* Yeeeeeeesssss....follow me, ye wanderer, into the deep dark unknown...

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“Go Away” door mats are simply majestic.

Look at this thing.

It’s so deliciously grumpy, such a splendid twist on a welcome mat. I want one.

[saybyebus]

I wonder if any of my posts are well-known enough at this point to end up on a cringe compilation?