#sayochan.

[sonoman]

🌹 for you ∑(ﾟДﾟ)

Aw, some metal roses. All for me.I’ll send you some in return. 🌹🌹🌹

[sonoman]

Is that a giant broccoli I'm seeing? Can I eat it?

If you see a giant broccoli, it’s for me to eat.I have broccoli priority you see. So it’s all mine!

[sonoman]

You're horrifying and you're still slow. (Why is there no sloth emoji?)

I am actually so mega upset there is no sloth emoji yet.It is time to file a complaint towards Apple and get our will through!

[sonoman]

I'd be worried if you wouldn't see me. I mean your eyes can't get any worse or can they?

They can. Once I turn into a mole, I am unstoppable.I will dig around in tunnels and haunt you forever from beneath!

[sonoman]

🐷 💋

Hello piggy piggy piggy!I see you and I still win. 🐷

[sonoman]

Hope you're having the best day today, ma lune 🌜☔️

O’ ma soleil! It was the best day, of course. Always.I will make sure to add in extra macho today for you. ☀

[sonoman]

What I relate to you: sake, blue, moon, water, purple, ugly sweaters, fisherhats, sweaty sweatness, glow in the dark stickers, home, piglets, aliens, chewing gum 👽

Ugly sweaters, chewing gum. (finger)I do like the fisherhats though. On point!

[sonoman]

If you don't a piggy might come and gnaw on yours 🐽

Gnaw away! Bacon deluxe.Just don’t kill me. I need my life.