#scairy

[creature-today]

what kind of creature is this

I don't fucking know im scared

[meangreengamblingmachine]

[So. The Pluey suit sort of... Might have... Moved on its own.]

[Like, it somehow ended up at the bar. Ramb almost saw the thing. Shadow guy wasn't in it or that, thing just somehow got there by itself, which is... a little confusing. Maybe a little worrying. Like, surely that isn't normal, right? It's just a suit, it shouldn't be moving around on its own! To be fair, nobody actually saw it move...]

[But the fact that there was a freshly prepared cocktail next to it too was... Weird.]

[Pluey made a sound like a tuning session gone wrong when he realized it wasn’t in his hands anymore. It didn’t make sense!]

[The others had been so focused on Battat and the whole Mike conversation that they hadn’t noticed.]

Pluey! What happened?!

This is some joke right? I’d really prefer if you all didn’t go behind my bar. Especially for a joke.

[Ramb looks between Poppy and Hyacinth]

W- WHAT!? Don’t blame ME! I wouldn’t do that! That’s dumb!

I didn’t say anything of the sort. Somebody was moving around back there though. Couldn’t have been the empty costume.

That is something you would do. And Ramb is right! The costume wouldn’t just move its own. That’s stupid. It doesn’t even have bones! It’s empty! Hollow! Nothing inside! It cannot move.

And that means I did something!? That’s so rude!

We shouldn’t be fightin’ like this!

[Ramb reaches for the cocktail. Nobody is going to drink it so he may as well clean it up, right?]

[appleonjust-ice]

pigeon crashed into the bus shelter right next to me

[some-kind-of-robot]

SAW BIG SHOT SPAMTON DRAWN AS A CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE HUMAN MAN

[dobbyisafreeblog]

(A little something I found from last year. I felt that this song fit Lestat well.)

[appleonjust-ice]

why does the hospital have to call me to make appointments. i dont know when im free i have to think these things through. im on the bus right now please just send me a form to fill in or something

[snoozysniff]

*breaths with a my ass a bit in your inbox before leaving*

YYEEEEK 😨😨

[tenna-my-beloved]

my legs fall asleep 6 times a day minimum, and for the past month or so my face has been going numb randomly every day for some reason (idk why)

but today they hit me at the same time while i was walking, and i had to lean on a friend to move and in that moment i felt like an amalgamate melting into somebody else

it was awful, but at least i have a point of reference for fanfic!