Dec 13, 2021
Me: *crawls from a cave and puts something stupid on this hell site before scurrying back in*
My followers: “YEEEEEEES TREEESURESSSS”
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Me: *crawls from a cave and puts something stupid on this hell site before scurrying back in*
My followers: “YEEEEEEES TREEESURESSSS”
@scamperway
That “12″ better be the number of toddlers you could take in a fight
scamperway replied to your post “WHO AMONGST US DOES NOT FEEL THE PRIMAL URGE DEEP WITHIN OUR CORE TO...”
why are you putting mayo on your sandwich if you don’t like it tho
THERE IS NO WAY I CAN CHASTISE YOU, A SUPPOSED GREMLIN AT A GLANCE, BECAUSE ANYTHING I COULD THINK TO SAY WOULD PROBABLY BE MET WITH PROMPT ASSURANCE THAT YOU ARE, IN FACT, SOME SORT OF IMP.
EXAMPLE:
DO YOU JUST DRINK VINEGAR STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE? YOU HEATHEN?
I IMAGINE THE RESPONSE WOULD BE A ‘YES’. IF NOT IN EARNEST THEN AT LEAST JUST TO FUCK WITH SOME STRANGER ON THE ‘INTERNET’.
BUT A NORMAL PERSON WOULD ANSWER: “NO, BECAUSE STRAIGHT VINEGAR IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. WHY WOULD YOU FEEL THE NEED TO ASK THAT QUESTION?”
AND MY REPLY, NATURALLY, WOULD BE: “BECAUSE I WAS GOADED BY SOMEONE I’VE NEVER MET ON A WEBSITE ON THE DECLINE.”
that was the fastest win ever
scamperway replied to your post “i broke it its been doin this for three minutes”
it's just shy! give it a moment.
there is no time to be shy i am v busy
@scamperway
Ohh, okay! Haha, sorry if that irritated you. I get the feeling you're asked that a lot.
I did it for you, Holly. It’s a bloodbath.
@scamperway
you offered to ask any questions i wanted
where is earth?
what happened to earth?