#scandal sheet

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Scandal Sheet (1952) directed by Phil Karlson.

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LIGHTING ROUND OF GOSSIPS GO

Quillian Augustus and Lewis Lefavbe are together romantically

(If Quill is still here.)

(And not now because Lewis is 5 years old, you degenerates.)

A certian Kitty Livingstone is/was looking for a partner.

(Implications of whoring around on that one.)

Alexander Hamilton Laurens maybe has a romantic interest in Nathaniel Kraus and/or Icarus Ambrose.

(However I do not trust a single one of you on that since apparently being a platonic friend here is illegal.)

(Then again I am not here to give opinions, just state which I have heard so I shall move on now.)

Philip Hamilton is having "flings" with women, like Odette Clementine and Phoebe and will likely end up a child of wedlock.

If he has not already got one and is too embarrassed to tell!

There is also a thief anonymous apparently running rampant and has stolen from Timothy Pickering's tavern while he were in hospital? Best of luck to the criminal underground, the law inforcment team and Lucas Austin Acker since he is notoriously a past criminal which may be involved!

Said Timothy Pickering is an interesting figure, he has gotten shot by a supposed claim to the Russian throne, Peter III, during his first few days here. During his delusion from medical drugs and illnes he has repeatedly mentioned someone named Cecily. Some are under the impression that Cecily is his sister, some say a lover, however no one truly knows. He also keeps something in his pocket which he guards closely, only person who knows what it is seems to be Philip Hamilton Laurens. Just a strange man overall.

Speaking of criminal activity, a suspicious looking tall dressed in all black goth was spotted around, and a detective S. trying to catch them for whatever reason. If you see this "tall goth with a flirtatious manner" I suggest reporting him to detective S.. Or not if you wish to stir trouble.

And of ofcourse, the famous argument between Alexander Hamilton Laurens and John Laurens Hamilton, now married but rumoured to be getting the divorce papers ready. All of luck to their children, let the games begin!

And a question I have received five or so times now;

Thoughts on Lady Quiton and Miss gossiper?

No thoughts dear reader, for I do not think about them!

Today was a light read, however we shall return to our more interesting pieces of gossip sometimes soon I hope!

Tidbits of information and rumors from all around are always appreciated

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Scandal Sheet (1952) dir. Phil Karlson

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thermoses in film: scandal sheet (1952)

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YULE BALL EDITION - 15th JANUARY 1983

Where do I begin? The Yule Ball was definitely less dramatic than All Hallows Eve, but when the entrance fee includes free alcohol drama was bound to unfold. Generally, when it comes to getting drunk on cheap champagne we tend to allow our hearts to drive us. JAMES POTTER was one of the first to let it go to his head. To say that he had an eventful night would be an understatement. It seems like he has overcome his obsession with redheads (to LILY EVANS delight I’m sure) and has diversified his selection pool. Not only was he seen baking biscuits with NARCISSA BLACK the week before, but he was also spotted entering the wizard’s bathroom with EDWARD TONKS with his pants around his ankles. Considering that the two men came out with different trousers on, whatever went on there must have been so steamy that they couldn’t see who’s pants were who’s. Two down, a few to go. James then found his way to EDGAR BONES. Sure, sometimes a kiss means nothing like the kiss that LUCIUS MALFOY and AMELIA BONES shared whilst trapped under enchanted mistletoe. However you could see literal sparks fly as these two allowed their lips to embrace. Obviously Edgar’s kissing skills must be horrid as James was then later seen trying to make out with CLARICE FARIBAULT. Dearest James, I hate to burst your bubble but not everyone wants to kiss that mug of yours hun. 

Speaking of kissing skills, MARLENE MACKINNON thankfully refrained from kissing anyone which has apparently resulted in one less person dying than last time. Even RABASTAN LESTRANGE must have some skill with those lips, how else would he have managed to convince AUGUSTUS ABBOTT to hold his hand and dance with him? This debacle hasn’t seemed to sit well with Augustus’s friends. SAOIRSE MACMILLAN was seen exiting the pavilion in a rush and was shortly followed by Augustus who just couldn’t keep up. Whilst Edward Tonks, had other plans for the party. Not only was he seen arguing with Rabastan, no doubt over Augustus, but he was also spotted cosying up with ANDROMEDA BLACK. The two of them returned from a break outside, suspiciously smelling of smoke and cheap cologne. Although the two would make an adorable couple, I can’t help but wonder if Narcissa knew about that since she also seemed to be getting her fair share of Ted that evening. But “Rita, the Black siblings, pining over someone like Ted? Surely I have my facts wrong?” I tell you beloved readers, I witnessed these events for myself! Either this generation of the Black family have decided to disregard tradition and break free from their parents grip like SIRIUS BLACK had, or there was some serious foul play at work. Perhaps Narcissa was simply distracting Edward whilst her cousin REGULUS BLACK was up to no good or cleaning that ridiculous crown he wore. 

Speaking of the Black sisters, what was even more interesting and out of character was that Bellatrix left the ball without a stolen wand in her hand or in handcuffs. I suppose it’s good to have a change now and again, it keeps us all on our feet. Bellatrix was rumored to have spent the night with a Half-Blood, who I’m guessing was SEVERUS SNAPE. Snape was also blamed for hexing Jame’s pants but if you ask me it was James who just couldn’t keep them on. Bellatrix then left the ball in a hurry and was soon followed by Rabastan who abandoned Augustus at the ball. Poor Gus, breaking all those friendships just to be ditched at the end of the night. Hun, if you ever need someone to take you home, you know how to find me, x. Speaking of being ditched, HARRISON BAGNOLD was seen running from HESTIA JONES and towards the back wings of the pavilion. Merlin only knows what Hestia did to deserve that and someone should tell PATRICIA RAKEPICK that Harrison is trouble before she decides to have another intimate conversation with him. It seems Patricia wasn’t the only Gryffindor alumni making bad choices. ALICE YEN was also seen arguing with Rabastan that evening. Perhaps if these Aurors paid more attention to things, ROSALIE FLINT might have never gone missing. Who knows what happened there but that’s a story for another article. 

All in all, I had a lovely evening and was graced with many beautiful faces including HENRY GRIFFIS who could have taken me home but had his mother’s arm around his instead. I hope that everyone had a good evening and that all my readers got home safely after the event! It seems that the nights are growing colder and our streets darker despite winter coming to an end. As always, my owlery is always open and if anyone has anything they’d like to share or if there’s anything that I missed, I gladly respond to anonymous owls in my daily column. xoxo

Rita Skeeter Daily Prophet Scandal Sheet

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