Nothing on this blog before November 1st 2024 is cannon unless stated otherwise on my other blog @scarlet-worms . I was incredibly ignorant and I regret it. I have no experiences of being in a cult and I am sorry for not treating it with the weight it deserves, I have no excuse.
Hello my worms!
Unfortunately some unforeseen circumstances have forced me to retire this blog and migrate to a new one
New blog: @scarlet-worms
I look forward to worming around with you there!
ooc moment here, Tumblr keeps blowing up my blogs because it is Awful and Horrible and want to silence the worms. How dare they. They have ignored my cries for help in the many emails I have sent to their "support" staff but the only thing they are supporting is my theory that Matt Mullenweg has killed all the remaining staff as a tax write off.
This blog will remain up for archival purposes unless Tumblr is feeling off one of these days and decides to kill me with hammers
Also all you freaks who were following my cringe-sona, Evelyn may have noticed that her blog disappeared one day, it was unfortunately blown up by many bombs but you may continue to follow her here: @sharpenyourclaws ,provided you read my Immortal first, as it is required reading for this semester and will be on the test.
Whew! Republican hunting really tires a worm out! I don't even remember what happened in the hours between me breaking into that hotel and waking up at 3am in the town square. There was oil or something spilt everywhere and I heard a lot of high pitched screeching? People must have been setting off fireworks, though I didn't see any in the sky. What an odd time of year for fireworks. Very strange!
I have a confession to make... Evelyn's phone didn't explode due to slime inflicted damage. I took it from her one dreary night at the hospital and burned it in the parking lot.
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Really? Woowww that must have been sooo scary for you, I'm soo sorry for yelling at yo-GET BACK IN THIS FUCKING HOSPITAL BED IMMEDIATLY OR ELSE IM BURNING YOUR PHONE